Ethan L is a femboy furry who likes to lick big oily men. He has zero rizz and loves to rub his balls on the backs of men.
Ethan L has zero friends and preys on little children whom he traps in his basement. He loves to lick popsicles and shove them up his ass.
Ethan L has zero friends and preys on little children whom he traps in his basement. He loves to lick popsicles and shove them up his ass.
by ILoveFeat69 July 22, 2023

A man of immense strength and willpower, reigning from the mountains of Slovakia. He moved here at the turn of the century to provide for a new family, and more importantly, a better country. He fought vigorously to free Slovakia against the liberals and CNN. He has twelve sons all of which live in the homeland except one, Papa L, who moved to America after his service in the cold war. Grandpa L will have created one of the largest, if not the largest, Slovakian Dynasties known to this world.
(man kisses Grandpa L's hand)
(Slovakian accent) What do you need?
I need to borrow some money.
But son, where is the last money I lent you?
I was foolish, I'm sorry.
It's ok son I forgive you.
(man bends over and kisses Grandpa L's shoe)
(Slovakian accent) What do you need?
I need to borrow some money.
But son, where is the last money I lent you?
I was foolish, I'm sorry.
It's ok son I forgive you.
(man bends over and kisses Grandpa L's shoe)
by RogerMethod420 May 11, 2022

he is a mad pussy destroyer and he will knockout and opp or any man who chat shit on his family
biggest drug dealer on the block
ring on the lyca
biggest drug dealer on the block
ring on the lyca
my guy L.15
by mrpizzajuicebox May 13, 2019

An euphemism for a cigar filled with marijuana. Used for recreation or just dealing with a shitty life.
by SKOmarkowitz July 22, 2009

The type of guy that would go to the washroom and get stuck in there for 2-6 days and he is constantly constipated
by Kevin Baldo October 24, 2020

A phrase used to describe Lysandre, a loser, at times they could be annoying as fuck and is used because they are a loser. (Depending on which Lysandre you have, they could be a furry.)
by narasis July 16, 2023

The opposite of W Rizz, This time is how you lose a females interest or fumble the bag with one of em
Nigga how you fumble the bag with her?!
or
Person 1: Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
Person 2, not far: Dang, that nigga got L rizz (no rizz)
or
Person 1: Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
Person 2, not far: Dang, that nigga got L rizz (no rizz)
by dr.rizz January 9, 2023
