"Honey, where did your cousin go to school?"
"Well according to his Facebook page he has Studied at the school of hard knocks"
"I'll put that in his obituary."
"Well according to his Facebook page he has Studied at the school of hard knocks"
"I'll put that in his obituary."
by greenhat99 October 24, 2020
When someone with a hard on grinds it against your ass while dancing, cuddling, spooning, or just standing behind you.
Tanya loved spooning but hated when her boyfriend used it as an excuse to go knocking at the back door all night.
“That guy at the bar was cute but he was knocking at the back door all night on the dance floor and that’s why I didn’t go home with him. Why bring someone home if you know he’s just packing half a roll of Life Savers in his pants?”
“That guy at the bar was cute but he was knocking at the back door all night on the dance floor and that’s why I didn’t go home with him. Why bring someone home if you know he’s just packing half a roll of Life Savers in his pants?”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Fumbling about and goofing off, being as unproductive as possible, usually when something important needs to be done such as filing the paperwork Johnson handed you before lunch.
Also can refer to when someone is annoying the shit out everybody within a 50 foot radius, all the while thinking they are in fact making others laugh.
Also can refer to when someone is annoying the shit out everybody within a 50 foot radius, all the while thinking they are in fact making others laugh.
"Man we need to get this project finished, ASAP"
"Yeah but we'll never get it done, Zack is over there knocking off."
(Kid is dancing down an obviously crowded hallway and bumps into someone trying to mind their own business)
"Hey man quit knocking off!!!"
"Yeah but we'll never get it done, Zack is over there knocking off."
(Kid is dancing down an obviously crowded hallway and bumps into someone trying to mind their own business)
"Hey man quit knocking off!!!"
by MissQueen_A March 21, 2014
A prank which annoys the neighborhood. A person (anyone) goes up to a random door rings the doorbell then runs to hide behind something and watches the stupidity of the person answering it and repeated every time until the person gets pissed.
by sweet jesus May 31, 2006
by durdencheins June 21, 2017
a wristband or bracelet you get at a strip club that entitles you to a number of drinks, sometimes up to five for a set price. e.g. 5 drinks for $15
Jared: Whats up after work?
Darryl: not sure
Jared: you wanna go knock off a bracelet?
Darryl: hell ya
Darryl: not sure
Jared: you wanna go knock off a bracelet?
Darryl: hell ya
by Darryl Stevenson April 29, 2008
The practical experience of life, including hardship and disappointments.
Often used by those who couldn't/didn't go to college for whatever reason and instead went through hardships and disappointments.
Often used by those who couldn't/didn't go to college for whatever reason and instead went through hardships and disappointments.
by scarletswitchblade June 14, 2004