HE claims that it means a brave knight. I doubt it most of the time but I've never really looked it up. To have a Kenni means no romantic gestures and bare minimum of mushy sweetness, but boy do I tell you that a Kenni is the most reliable sonofabish in the whole motherfuckin world. The spelling itself is unusual compared to the mainstream kennys, which also proves that Kennis are better than Kennys (no offense). He works hard (usually not in everything he does, but if he wants to, he will work very very hard), he is chill (unlike many other adults with anxiety and other baggage we know), he loves his family very very much (in-law relationships sure isn't going to be easy to build). The point is, to love a Kenni means to learn to love, to love in between the sweetness and bitterness of him. He isn't perfect, but when he says he'll be there, he will always be there which is not easy to come by, if he loves you, he really really loves you, nothing will sway him and he will stay in love with you for all eternity. Appreciate a Kenni cus like the mediocre twist in his name, it is very uncommon and you might not be able to find another one.
Hey Kenny! No man, it's KENNI with an I!
no one: ....
Kenni: *insert salty joke*
me: don't start being a Kenni *rolls eyes*
no one: ....
Kenni: *insert salty joke*
me: don't start being a Kenni *rolls eyes*
by Bacteriola November 25, 2021
Probably one of the most interesting people you’ll ever have the pleasure of meeting. Someone with this name might be creative as hell. They may be into art, music, or other similar things. If they’re funny, 60% of the time it’s on accident, but you’d still enjoy their company regardless. Kenni is a top tier friend with a top tier personality fosho!
by cosmicbrowniez November 23, 2021
a little bitch who doesn't know how to do anything. someone desperate for attention. always wanting the dick up her butt.
it's not gonna happen honey. also known for her "Alien nose".
it's not gonna happen honey. also known for her "Alien nose".
by honesttitties December 17, 2015
by Bluepuppylover2007pw June 25, 2018
An absolute legend........enough said
by Bigtonyp November 18, 2018
man born with a mustache and keeps it his whole life, i wouldnt doubt he feasts using his powerful stache
commonly referred to as a god, or boat god. he is a commercial fisherman and catches dolphins, mackerel, whatevers biting. he cares for his family more than himself, probably has a wife and a son named after himself. likely has a dog. hes from florida, give him a break. most florida man youll ever meet. probably eats dinner with alligators sometimes. also probably has a african american best friend and theyre the best duo
commonly referred to as a god, or boat god. he is a commercial fisherman and catches dolphins, mackerel, whatevers biting. he cares for his family more than himself, probably has a wife and a son named after himself. likely has a dog. hes from florida, give him a break. most florida man youll ever meet. probably eats dinner with alligators sometimes. also probably has a african american best friend and theyre the best duo
"A boat is a watercraft of a large range of types and sizes, but generally smaller than a ship, which is distinguished by its larger size, shape, cargo or passenger capacity, or its ability to carry boats.
Small boats are typically found on inland waterways such as rivers and lakes, or in protected coastal areas. However, some boats, such as the whaleboat, were intended for use in an offshore environment. In modern naval terms, a boat is a vessel small enough to be carried aboard a ship. Anomalous definitions exist, as lake freighters 1,000 feet (300 m) long on the Great Lakes are called "boats".
Boats vary in proportion and construction methods with their intended purpose, available materials, or local traditions. Canoes have been used since prehistoric times and remain in use throughout the world for transportation, fishing, and sport. Fishing boats vary widely in style partly to match local conditions. Pleasure craft used in recreational boating include ski boats, pontoon boats, and sailboats. House boats may be used for vacationing or long-term residence. Lighters are used to convey cargo to and from large ships unable to get close to shore. Lifeboats have rescue and safety functions. Boats can be propelled by manpower (e.g. rowboats and paddle boats), wind (e.g. sailboats), and motor (including gasoline, diesel, and electric)." -kenny
Small boats are typically found on inland waterways such as rivers and lakes, or in protected coastal areas. However, some boats, such as the whaleboat, were intended for use in an offshore environment. In modern naval terms, a boat is a vessel small enough to be carried aboard a ship. Anomalous definitions exist, as lake freighters 1,000 feet (300 m) long on the Great Lakes are called "boats".
Boats vary in proportion and construction methods with their intended purpose, available materials, or local traditions. Canoes have been used since prehistoric times and remain in use throughout the world for transportation, fishing, and sport. Fishing boats vary widely in style partly to match local conditions. Pleasure craft used in recreational boating include ski boats, pontoon boats, and sailboats. House boats may be used for vacationing or long-term residence. Lighters are used to convey cargo to and from large ships unable to get close to shore. Lifeboats have rescue and safety functions. Boats can be propelled by manpower (e.g. rowboats and paddle boats), wind (e.g. sailboats), and motor (including gasoline, diesel, and electric)." -kenny
by strawberrypenguin September 21, 2020