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Captain Karl

A scrumptious dark chocolate, espresso cake. There may be caramel involved...and maybe some other stuff. When seen, girls dating boys with the name of 'Karl' will often seek to inform them of the fact of its existence no matter the time of day or night.
That cake is called Captain Karl??! Like, OMG. I NEED. TO. TEXT. HIM. NOW.
by rustedspoonsoflove May 8, 2016
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Karl

Karl, a guy that usally bosses poeple around. He´s always dick to poeple and almost like a bully. Everybody pretends to be his friend but are actully just afriad to be his enemy. Thats because he is very agressive. Karls mostly have small and kind of disfugiured penises. They also think they are straigt so they hit on girls but never succede. This is mostly because deep inside they are extremly gay.
Karls are people that think they are better than everyone else and think they are special, but they are just blinded by the truth. witch is that they are bullying motherfuckes who dont know what to do with thier lives so they fuck upp others.

What im trying to say here is that he gets everything that he wants at home, so he expects to get that everywhere, for example at school.
"Hey look a Karl let's pretend to be his friend and then talk shit about him behind his back"
"Yeah good idea"
by Lisa Svensson January 26, 2018
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Karl

Karl, a guy that usally bosses poeple around. He´s always dick to poeple and almost like a bully. Everybody pretends to be his friend but are actully just afriad to be his enemy. Thats because he is very agressive. Karls mostly have small and kind of disfugiured penises. They also think they are straigt so they hit on girls but never succede. This is mostly because deep inside they are extremly gay.
Karls are people that think they are better than everyone else and think they are special, but they are just blinded by the truth. witch is that they are bullying motherfuckes who dont know what to do with thier lives so they fuck upp others.

What im trying to say here is that he gets everything that he wants at home, so he expects to get that everywhere, for example at school.
"oh look at Karl he wants some dick"
by Lisa Svensson January 26, 2018
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karl johan

A man who drives a derbi Moped and is a jækel to screw and spends too uch money on his moped. But he is also very sexy smart and awesome
Look there is Karl Johan
by Kæælll February 6, 2018
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Big Ole Karl

Similar to a Hot Karl but when you instead of hitting a foe at point blank rand you instead throw a poo filled tube sock from a distance of 30 ft or more.
I just hit Jared with a big ole Karl.
by Dygatron January 25, 2012
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acting a Karl

When you are the buzzkill of the party - taken from the character Karl from the show "An Idiot Abroad."

Also a curmudgeon.
Ex:

David - "Let's go steal some Christmas lights."

Dorothy - " I don't want to. I don't like jail. It's illegal. I have a mortgage."

David - "You are acting a Karl in what could possibly be a fun situation."
by Sydney Coles June 11, 2012
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Kool Karl

Butterscotch and Sweetness all mixed up into a delicious snowcone.
Karl and I went to the snowcone stand, and Klara made us a "Kool Karl''
by Koolkarllover11 August 3, 2011
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