Christian: hey john, why didn’t Jordan show up to school today?
John: idk he’s probably skipping school , but i guarantee if you ask him why, he’ll make up a fake lie about how he was “sick”
John: idk he’s probably skipping school , but i guarantee if you ask him why, he’ll make up a fake lie about how he was “sick”
by rotten pineapple January 17, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. She is the greatest sister you could ever ask for she always trust you and your glad everyday you have a jordan
by Jacksonfav April 3, 2015
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a annoying, old looking, horny ass person. He has no chance in getting a good girlfriend and is no where close to being smart. He never shuts the fuck up.
by SHADOWBOI!!@## February 26, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a amazing guy he has the biggest dick anyone could ask for.
If you look at him for 1 second you will be squirting all day and night.
If you are Jordan’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.
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If you look at him for 1 second you will be squirting all day and night.
If you are Jordan’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.
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I like Jordan
by I like Jordan July 14, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. This guy is the creepiest motherfucker ever. If you ever meet one, run for the hills because he was probably stalking you already before you even met. And if you do know a Jordan and he's not creepy, just give it a bit of time and then he'll show his true colours of being a weird mf.
Person 1: Hey, have you met Jordan yet?
Person 2: Yeah, he was watching me outside my window last night.
Person 2: Yeah, he was watching me outside my window last night.
by _cool_guy_69_ December 8, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. she is the most beautiful person in the world and if you get to be her boyfriend then you can call yourself the luckiest person in the world
by Ladykiller534 May 10, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. by Hey butch February 9, 2019
Get the Jordanmug.