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Jonathan

Jonathan is the dream boy. His adorable smile and his charming ways will make you fall in love. He may be insecure but he just needs someone to tell him he's got it all! Not to mention he's the perfect boyfriend. I'm not just writing this for all the Jonathan's out there. I'm also writing it for the one i love:)
I am never letting go of my Jonathan
by daniela._.9191 May 30, 2017
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jitter joint

Hospital or clinic where drunks and druggies go for rehabilitation when they chemical dependent.
Shamiqua be knocking down too many 40 oz and she be into that Bolivian marching powder and crack. She be headed to the jitter joint before too long. I don't think her purple pill save her now.
by El Franko August 10, 2006
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Tulip Joint

An Amsterdam specialty joint, resembling the flower it is named after with a pencil sized roach and a massive bulb full of the tastiest reefa out there.

Never attempt to smoke one by yourself, if a marijuana overdose is possible, this would be the cause of it.
We smoked this fat tulip joint at a party a couple days ago and I'm still baked!
by JohanSebastien August 16, 2011
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shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

A sexy, curvaceous, cis-gender female. Exudes Bruce Lee moves and liberal destroyer. Gay rights activist. Anti-vaccine and strongly believes in the micro-chips. She loves to talk to boomers and criticize hermeneutics. At the end of prayers, she always includes Amen and Awomen. She is loved by all who know her and is the life of every party. She won't be afraid to stand up strongly for what she believes in. Some of the the most intelligent women are named Shjonathan.
I wanna masuk that shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)
by he-jonathan May 5, 2021
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bop joint

A girl who is only good for receiving oral sex from.
Them All Star Honnies are some Bop Joints.......
by zxulu tha big lip bandit February 27, 2007
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JOINT

Look at thatjoint.
You see them joints she was wearing.
You heard that jointon the radio the other day.
by NONE May 13, 2005
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a wild fortnite creature who roams the mobile lobby looking for unsuspecting targets to sweat on. If you encounter him, you are as good as dead.
Pr0G4mEr: Frick dude, I see a Jonathan!
sKiLlzPr0: RUNNN!!!
by Lexy_Boy December 3, 2018
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