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shower jellies

When you jack off in the shower and your nut turns to a little sticky jelly type substance.
what took so long in the shower babe? Fucking trying to rinse off all them shower jellies.
by K-fuss1 July 11, 2016
mugGet the shower jelliesmug.

pavement jelly

when a chav or "hard man" spits a greeny on the pavement
waiting for an unsuspected old lady to slip up on it
my grandma broke her leg on some pavement jelly
by Nick Tra April 7, 2008
mugGet the pavement jellymug.

Period Jelly

When menstrual fluid solidifies inside a woman's vagina and then slips out as a jelly like substance.
I didn't realise I was on the rag until I stood up and a big lump of period jelly landed on the carpet!
by tattybogel January 26, 2011
mugGet the Period Jellymug.

comb the jelly

A male procedure that involves using a comb to remove semen has run down the shaft into the pubic hair. A fine toothed comb is recommended as it gets the bulk of it out in one go.
Room Mate #1: Ahhh man what happened my comb.. what's this stuck in the teeth?

Room Mate #2: Sorry dude, I cracked off a messy one last night and had to comb the jelly.
by mr_dirtboxII May 18, 2010
mugGet the comb the jellymug.

jelly bracelets

@ my school & the high school i'm going to has banned jelly braclets! They are just braclets and their our freedom and if adults take that away, they take our freedom to do wat ever away!!!!

PS... wat does pash, fingering & toss my salad mean?

PSS... I never learned it!!!
by Minnie Betzner May 26, 2004
mugGet the jelly braceletsmug.

Jelly donuts

1. The scariest thing according to Huziwara no Mokou
2. Just some short of good food
Mokou: oh god jelly donuts are so scary
by Eirin_da_medic September 3, 2019
mugGet the Jelly donutsmug.

jelly bracelets

ok basically these bracelets are just fun things that middle schoolers(like me) do. for me and my friends its fun to see what they mean and guys joke about snapping them but it doesnt mean im actually going to fuck someone so just CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!
i dont have any good examples
by just me and im: July 26, 2005
mugGet the jelly braceletsmug.

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