Jake

A retard that eats meth. he's the type of guy to steals memes from Reddit and reposts them on Instagram. He can't cook all he knows is McDonald’s, charge they phones, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie. He's also a boomer

Random person: Bruh this meme is so funny Instagram is full of OC
Other person: JAKE ALERT

by Yew_know November 26, 2019

Jake

Someone who is tall but dumb and good at soccer

Jake is very dumb

by I’m a physcopath October 11, 2020

Jake

A chicken nugget who shits on the chief

Look at that Jake

by Goggie ahah November 24, 2018

Jake

A little bitch that likes to fuck around in school. No matter wat he will fucking bother you. And he will transfer to a red neck by reading an urban dictionary of a redneck.

Jake is a fucking jerk when it comes to school. jk.

by 1234556678909000 September 23, 2019

jaked

to be promised help of some sort, but not actually be provided with anything.

Jill was working on the test plan for the new program revision, but it got jaked.

Bob burnt me a copy of the data, but I got jacked, the data was corrupt.

by chakkerz July 27, 2005

jake

a good friend at times but can stab you in the back and become a man whore

the boy jake made a lot of girls cry.

by nicegirl124 December 15, 2014

Jake

One who is into beastiality, referberly dolphins

bella: what was your favorite sexual experience
Jake: oh man those dolphins man they know how to satisfy jake

by 090860 May 10, 2011