Jake

No this isn’t jake from state farm. Although one would expect him to be a stereotypical white boy, he is quite the opposite. He’s kinda a nerd with two monitors and probably has a rainbow keyboard. He likes space and was accidentally a cuck in his trip to Germany. He also has a fat velumptious butt.

Omg Jake is my bae, I wanna move to Switzerland with him.

by user213283 October 11, 2020

Jake

Jake is a very bland person. He may try to say he’s the best because he has an accent (which is fair) but don’t let him trick you! He is very mid… on the other hand. ERIKA. She’s not mid, she’s better then mid. But jake, he mid.

Jake is so mid

by Hidden. January 31, 2022

Jake

Jakes are the best and will stay by your side ❤

Jakes are good people and good friends

by anonymous November 19, 2020

jake

legit the most fine man ever. you can't resist a jake.

jake is so awesome, i couldn't imagine not being a jake.

by MrCub3r May 24, 2021

jaked

to be promised help of some sort, but not actually be provided with anything.

Jill was working on the test plan for the new program revision, but it got jaked.

Bob burnt me a copy of the data, but I got jacked, the data was corrupt.

by chakkerz July 27, 2005

jake

a good friend at times but can stab you in the back and become a man whore

the boy jake made a lot of girls cry.

by nicegirl124 December 15, 2014

Jake

One who is into beastiality, referberly dolphins

bella: what was your favorite sexual experience
Jake: oh man those dolphins man they know how to satisfy jake

by 090860 May 10, 2011