Josh

A complete fuckboy who is too damn shy about his feelings, but has no hesitation to ask if you wanna fuck.

Girl 1: "He's so shy about how he feels yet he says he wants to fuck."
Girl 2: "His name is Josh..isn't it?"
Girl 1: "Yep."
Girl 2: "I knew it. It's always a Josh, I'm telling you."

by idk1233938271727371818 December 17, 2015

Josh

Josh... well, he's a mixed bag, to say the least. One minute he's absolutely adorable, the next he seems to want to bite your face off, leaving you confused and angry. However, once you're back in his good books, life is eighty-five times more hilarious and enjoyable. Everything takes a positive turn when you can relate with this bad boy who gives you a run for your money. Extremely savage and mean but only for the entertainment of others, Josh is certainly a masked bandit - but, once the mask has been removed, a shy and unique person is underneath who is practically everyone's friend. A friend, an enemy, a frenemy ; Josh is your everything and your nothing. He can and will break you heart multiple times, pretend to put it back together, totally mend it then shatter it again, and so the cycle repeats. You love this boy, whether it be as friends, as more than friends or as a dream that will never make sense. First giving you the death stare then gazing into your eyes and making your heart race, Josh is one with an unlimited supply of surprises and insults. Fun, broken, mysterious: Josh.

Me: Did you know Josh isn't coming to school today?
Friend: Oh no. I think I may go die now - a whole day without him? No thanks!
Me: I 'gree.

by TheLittleDiabetic September 6, 2018

josh

A man who looks like a thumb (like a big toe when it puts on weight). He also smells really bad, like a skunk. Decent lover.

That guy looks like such a Josh.

Suck a Josh.

by dantealig May 3, 2018

Josh

A boy who never showers and has a small dick

Josh is a bitch

by Fletcher matthews March 11, 2019

josh

A person who hates Donald trump and his ugly family.He is a funny,caring,weird and a nice guy in general.He loves playing Baseball and spending time with his friends and his dog and his sad,depressing life.He has a pet named Steve.He drinks coke.He likes to pee not in the toilet but on floor.He butters his table to make it better for his life and his family.Even though he is alone,he is a great guy and will make you depressed like him.

Ava-What’s his name?
Jacob-His josh
Ava-I bet he is depressed
Josh-you won that bet.

by Donald Trump hater 101 January 2, 2018

josh:-)

A man with a minuscule penis

Oh you have a josh:-)

by Crazy curry man February 2, 2017

Josh

Scientific Name:- Joshwacusfaggotuslikesmeninassus

Scene Kid, Generally Hangs out with the hardcore kids, heaps big try hard, Hangs around people to make them look better, makes himself look gay, wears makeup down the main street to video easy. VERY FEMINEN

Also can be used as an insult

and as a form of prank

Your A Josh

What A Josh

Man Your As Gay As A Josh

You Got Joshed

by Not Josh Olds December 1, 2009