Derek is an aspiring fireman who tells people what they want to hear and then forgets he told you because his head is overwhelmed with anxiety and fear. Derek is a sexual closet freak and wants his butt licked. Derek will make you believe one thing and then forget you like a lemon drop. Derek is a Cancer with a hint of multiple personality and passive aggressive tendencies. He is dirty, sexy, cute, and serious when he wants to be. On the contrary he is the bipolar opposite.
by Lickyourownbutt August 18, 2019
Get the Derekmug. Derek Kim is the absolute best boyfriend anyone could ask for. He’s very sweet, funny, caring, has prestige rizz, but occasionally gets on your nerves. Everyone needs a Derek Kim in their life but NOT this one cuz he’s MINE! 👩 ❤️ 💋 👨🙏
Chungus: omg is that Derek Kim?! He’s lookin mad fine today
Her friends: omg I agree!!!!!! Hes mad sexy…too bad he likes Chungus!! 😍‼️
Her friends: omg I agree!!!!!! Hes mad sexy…too bad he likes Chungus!! 😍‼️
by AliceChungus November 22, 2022
Get the Derek Kimmug. 
A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.
Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.
Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.
Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
by Jaza23 November 25, 2021
Get the John Derekmug. by Derek small peen April 10, 2019
Get the Derekmug. by clungemeister68+1 March 23, 2020
Get the Derekmug. A guy that wears the same shit everyday. Sneakers, generic slacks and a three-quarter zip long sleeve shirt. Puts overall comfort and ample room for his testicles above all else.
Here comes casual Derek into the office again. He sure does look plain but I bet his testicles are comfortable
by Hugh Janus007 July 7, 2021
Get the Casual Derekmug.