Ourple Moment

When you kill specifically 69 children or you drink a bag of butter its a certified ourple moment

"yo bro"
"what?
"i just had an ourple moment"

"d̴̰̞̤̤̦̫̍̀̓̌̀͐̉̆ͅi̶̡̠̟̗̠̬̲̭̪͆̋̓͒̎̓̒̕h ̧͇̯̪̲͉̺̼̬͉͂́̋͌̏ǎ̴̡̖̝̬̠̘̳͉̉̏̒̌͐̾͜d ̛̛͚̥̻̪̩͊̍͌͊̿̇̐͘v̶̬͐̍̓̍̈́͌́͋͒̂w̵̖̥͍͚̲͍̳̑a̶̛͛̑́̅́͛ͅi ̨̢̺̝͚̠͓̤̱̋͋̀͂͐͐̽͝ͅy̵͉̒́̈̃͘̚̕d ̛͍̻͖̲̞̩̱͊̏̋̑̐̀̕͜g̶͚͆̾͊͘̚͠͝a̶͔̳̬̜̳̿͛͘͘͘͜"

by fedhifudsavfiysagduvsaguyvsauf August 26, 2022

Moment of Inevitability

Just before a male ejaculates, there are premonitory sensations marking a point of no return—when ejaculation becomes inevitable. Some therapists call this the “moment of inevitability.” Once that threshold has passed, it is too late to delay ejaculation; it then occurs beyond the man’s control.

Masturbation helps men learn to recognize the "moment of inevitability" just before orgasm and helps teach them how to avoid premature ejaculation.

by somerandomdouche June 14, 2009

Claude moment

To be in a chatroom, but not speaking. Originated by ClaudeMan in davedays chat. http://davedays.com/?page_id=24 Usually without warning (no brb or ttyl).

Katie_is_hardcore:Why isn't Claude talking?
ashrocks20:He never talks for more than 5 minutes.
Katie_is_hardcore:Claude moment!
DoodlePook/Poke: Thats ribbish!
Katie_is_hardcore: hehehhehehehe
Desolate: wth???
Katie_is_hadcore: inside joke
Bella_Cullen(Jazzy): OMG EDWARD IS SO HOT
Katie_is_hardcore: *drools* Jassssperrrr
JAKE: Ikr? Jasper's so hot.

by Katie_is_hardcore December 15, 2008

nigger moment

(n.) This is usually caused by at least one or more black people. According to Huey Freeman, a nigger moment can start as something simple, like say, scuffing one's Nike's. This person that gets scuffed has to be black. Now they will start flippin' out and shit. If you are a black man and you scuff their shoes, then you will start flipping out too. You will take out yer gats and start shooting all over the place, thus missing each other.

Eventually, they'll work out an understanding and be cool.... until the cops come by and cap their asses. If you're white and you scuff their shoes, it's ok, cuz yer white. Just walk off. They can't do anything about it.

This can also be started over a Sega Saturn.

This could eb described as....niggeronic...

Kyo - Hey man, Seth and K' are fighting again.

Iori - why?

Kyo - Seth messed up K's Doc Martens...

Iori - oh...."nigger moments"...

by Kusanagi Kyo January 26, 2006

blonde moment

A flash of momentary stupidity.

"I had a blonde moment as I attempted to recall what that little boot-shaped country was called."

by Brie October 5, 2003

Frank Moment

A Frank Moment is when you do something disgusting like eat food off of the floor or drink coffee or soda that someone coughed on. It's based off of the movie, Osmosis Jones, where Frank Totorre ate an egg that has been in the monkey's mouth and on the monkey's cage floor. He said "5 second rule", but the cage floor is super disgusting.

Tyler: I'm going to drink coffee.

Joe: *coughs on coffee.
Tyler: *Shrugs shoulders
*Drinks coffee
Josh: Frank Moment! You had a Frank Moment, Tyler. That's not coffee anymore! That's coughee!
*Mango slice falls on the floor.

Tyler: *eats Mango.
Josh: Frank Moment! Now with Vitamin F!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2023

Dorothy moment

A sudden and intense feeling of wanting to go home.

When she saw her ex at the party kissing someone else, she had a Dorothy moment.

When the groom stood up to toast his new bride, he had a Dorothy moment.

by Bunny B March 22, 2010