A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.
Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
by a-mustache May 8, 2025
Get the Adobe Supportmug. Me
by Your mom’s mom’s mom February 28, 2023
Get the supportive girlfriendmug. A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
by mafiageek69 September 17, 2024
Get the Tech Supportmug. When a hydroponics system needs a support, the hydroponics support holds it in place. It can be one level, or stacked on top of each other.
by doublestandarddems April 22, 2013
Get the hydroponics supportmug. 
Refers to assistance/comforting to help someone deal with "fallout of feelings" caused by his having been given a lower position on the corporate ladder than he'd formerly held.
I'm all for giving someone demotional support if he truthfully did little or nothing to deserve being given a lower-paying/importance job than he'd previously had, but someone's being "suspended with pay, pending investigation" or some other bu**s**t like that when he obviously/blatantly DID screw up is really pathetic.
by QuacksO March 25, 2019
Get the demotional supportmug. by Nah SuS July 3, 2021
Get the Supportmug.