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Adobe Support

A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.
Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
by a-mustache May 8, 2025
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supportive girlfriend

Me
by Your mom’s mom’s mom February 28, 2023
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Tech Support

A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
I thought tech support would be able to assist me but they were clueless
by mafiageek69 September 17, 2024
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hydroponics support

A hydroponics support system is any support system that holds up a hydroponic unit.
When a hydroponics system needs a support, the hydroponics support holds it in place. It can be one level, or stacked on top of each other.
by doublestandarddems April 22, 2013
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Supporter

The worst person in the fcking world
Supporter = thot
by gonorreazoro July 17, 2018
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demotional support

Refers to assistance/comforting to help someone deal with "fallout of feelings" caused by his having been given a lower position on the corporate ladder than he'd formerly held.
I'm all for giving someone demotional support if he truthfully did little or nothing to deserve being given a lower-paying/importance job than he'd previously had, but someone's being "suspended with pay, pending investigation" or some other bu**s**t like that when he obviously/blatantly DID screw up is really pathetic.
by QuacksO March 25, 2019
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Support

It is something you probably would not get in the bot lane.
ADC: "You play Yuumi support to support me right?"
Yuumi: :3
ADC:"right?"
by Nah SuS July 3, 2021
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