Hypocrite

Banana seller

Charles: Amazon is a hypocrite
Mabel; nah, they give bananas away for free

by Justjunkplsplsplspls March 12, 2023

Hypocrite

Someone who condemns a thing but does that exact thing themselves. E.g. someone who comments on an Instagram post "Attention seeking behaviour" implying that such behaviour is to be frowned upon, but in so commenting they have invited attention. Such folks might then get into massive long flame threads if picked up on this, inviting yet more attention. In the end they may have scored more attention than the OP.

A: "Attention seeking behaviour"
B: "Dude, you're such a hypocrite"
A: "I'm not a hypocrite, you creep"
B: "Are so - you telling me you posted that comment hoping *nobody* would notice? Hypocrite."

by Skiamakhos August 22, 2023

hypocritecalism

the act of hypocriticism

your giving me hypocritecalism energy

by big_ johny August 25, 2023

hypocritecalism

the act of being hypocriticalistic

your giving hypocritecalism energy

by big_ johny August 25, 2023

Hypochristian

The person who goes to church, claims a claim for redemption. Begs forgiveness from

THE LORD. Gives shit tons of money and support to the church. Then proceeds all week to shit on his fellow man. This includes all the bullshit this person spins
to down others and further their prestige with Jesus.

Hypochristians are also extortionists as they use their brotherhood in church like a mafia
against others.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde July 28, 2024

hypocrite

Pretending to be motivated by other than one's real motive.

He is a hypocrite. He only did it for praise, not out of the kindness of his heart.

by slot-ratchet-twopence August 1, 2024

Hypocritapotomus

A fat hypocrite

Did you hear that Jupiter struck somebody for using other people's content? She's a hypocritapotomus.

by BasedLuke September 15, 2023