Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.
by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015
Get the Breakfast Sausage Hot Dogmug. by 94737751 June 17, 2020
Get the Hot dogmug. When the wife warns you to wear gloves before cleaning jalapeno peppers. You ignore the advise, then proceed to use the restroom. End results is husband is in pain, and pouring milk on his junk to ease the burning.
I had the stubborn husband spicy hot dog last week when I didn't put gloves on my hands before cleaning jalapeno peppers.
by WhoSaidItFirst October 28, 2025
Get the Stubborn Husband Spicy Hot Dogmug. 
Hot Dog A person who uses mustard or ketchup or both for masturbating
"Jake was lonely and wanted to feel even lonelier by wanking, he had no lube so he used mustard which burnt his dick rest in peace"
"Jake was lonely and wanted to feel even lonelier by wanking, he had no lube so he used mustard which burnt his dick rest in peace"
by Rebel Friend March 26, 2020
Get the Hot Dogmug. A man lays on his back with an erect penis facing his belly button, the women straddles the man, sliding forwards and backwards with his penis between her wet labia lips.
by Cotton eyed Joe July 20, 2023
Get the Hot Dog Slidemug. To leave a solid and sausage-shaped turd between the labia majora and in slight contact with the labia minora.
by Phunkel Uphjaphamp December 5, 2018
Get the Brown hot dogmug.