a flash light strapped to the shaft of your cock (shlong, penis, 3rd leg, banger etc) for finding your way in the dark during the night if and when you wake up with your tent pichted, aka mornin glory.. to be used on turgid tadgers, brickers and pingers if you prefer the hands free version, if not then flacid will do also with the hands on approach.
"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"
"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 27, 2011
Get the Miners Helmet mug.A disparaging term for a male who is stupid or otherwise offensive. Used when similar terms such as dickhead, asshole, do not adequately describe the degree of stupidity or offensive behavior.
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Get the Skin Helmet mug.A hair cut that forms a perfect "helmet" shape around the head itself. Many times this can be accomplished by a horrible haircut and lack of caring in the morning tossed with a side of being a boner. This non-trendy look is usually seen on people with the name "Mike".
"Man, Mike walked in this morning with some crazy helmet head! Die it pink and he'd look like a penis!!"
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Get the Hells Angels mug.When one attaches a camera to ones head, by any manner of means eg. straps, helmet attachment. The camera is then used to film pornography from a first person perspective
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Get the Porn Helmet mug.A derivative of "idiot" or "pratt", Helmet fuses the semantics of the end of a man's penis and the un-cool nature of the common bicycle helmet. It is most commonly used in a jovial manner when laughing at a friend or aqcuaintance with another friend.
It can also be used to describe a person who is not a friend, who has committed an action upon those in the circle of friends which had malicious or vengeful intent, but ended up being a source of laughter to those inside of the circle of friends.
It can also be used to describe a person who is not a friend, who has committed an action upon those in the circle of friends which had malicious or vengeful intent, but ended up being a source of laughter to those inside of the circle of friends.
" You heard that Shaun is away this weekend seeing that minger from Blackpool ?! "
" Haha is he?! What a Helmet! "
" Did you see that lad come to push me away from that girl he was trying to pull and then slipped on the dancefloor?! "
" Yeh! What a Helmet! "
" Haha is he?! What a Helmet! "
" Did you see that lad come to push me away from that girl he was trying to pull and then slipped on the dancefloor?! "
" Yeh! What a Helmet! "
by dictomoondag March 30, 2011
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