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Miners Helmet

a flash light strapped to the shaft of your cock (shlong, penis, 3rd leg, banger etc) for finding your way in the dark during the night if and when you wake up with your tent pichted, aka mornin glory.. to be used on turgid tadgers, brickers and pingers if you prefer the hands free version, if not then flacid will do also with the hands on approach.

"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 27, 2011
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Dick helmet

A disparaging term for a male who is stupid or otherwise offensive. Used when similar terms such as dickhead, asshole, do not adequately describe the degree of stupidity or offensive behavior.
"I can't believe he did that..what a dick helmet!"
by Desert Doc March 8, 2018
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Skin Helmet

A man’s red rocket, his 2nd head ;)
hey bro! I saw your huge skin helmet in the shower. Lemme get a taste my guy
by smallpecker2021 August 15, 2021
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helmet head

A hair cut that forms a perfect "helmet" shape around the head itself. Many times this can be accomplished by a horrible haircut and lack of caring in the morning tossed with a side of being a boner. This non-trendy look is usually seen on people with the name "Mike".
"Man, Mike walked in this morning with some crazy helmet head! Die it pink and he'd look like a penis!!"
by TweederBSU December 11, 2007
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Hells Angels

A group of bad muthafuckaz with the likes to kill
AAAHHHHHHH Shit,Its Da Angels
by ToNyDaSKuzZ November 14, 2004
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Porn Helmet

When one attaches a camera to ones head, by any manner of means eg. straps, helmet attachment. The camera is then used to film pornography from a first person perspective
Let me just get my porn helmet on, and then you can suck my cock
by pornoporno February 1, 2008
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Helmet

A derivative of "idiot" or "pratt", Helmet fuses the semantics of the end of a man's penis and the un-cool nature of the common bicycle helmet. It is most commonly used in a jovial manner when laughing at a friend or aqcuaintance with another friend.

It can also be used to describe a person who is not a friend, who has committed an action upon those in the circle of friends which had malicious or vengeful intent, but ended up being a source of laughter to those inside of the circle of friends.
" You heard that Shaun is away this weekend seeing that minger from Blackpool ?! "

" Haha is he?! What a Helmet! "

" Did you see that lad come to push me away from that girl he was trying to pull and then slipped on the dancefloor?! "

" Yeh! What a Helmet! "
by dictomoondag March 30, 2011
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