Agro hagro

An aggressive hag called Paige

Damn, quit being such an Agro hagro! Just chill the fuck out.

by srrdramaqueen March 11, 2022

richard harold pirington

a literal monkey that can scale walls without difficulty but likes big hero 6 a bit too much, aunt cass in particular.

ur such a richard harold pirington u like aunt cass way too much.

by aunt cass's ass 123456789 May 3, 2022

Richard Harold Pirington

Likes Aunt Cass, urinates in rivers frequently. Has 4356 pictures of Aunt Cass on his PC and has an unhealthy amount of Beyblades and drinks too much coke. Sucks at Fortnite.

Richard Harold Pirington you absolute albino gorilla

by Aunt Cass' Toes May 3, 2022

zoha haroon

someone who doesn’t know how to flush the toilet after they’re finished

omg why didn’t you flush the toilet for?
i don’t know i just felt like zoha haroon

by amayaharhar February 4, 2023

mark harold

Very quiet and calculative person overthinks the simplest of things and an ambivert that can control their emotion with great proficiency to hide weakness

Oh my mark Harold is overthinking again!!
Why is mark Harold so quiet

by Envixmh2 May 20, 2023

King Harod

Yeah, it's probably going to be Samson next...

Harod "Shitshitshitshitshit...."

Guard "KING HAROD!"

Harod "AH! SHIT! Shitshitshit. Please tell me you killed it!"

Guard "I think we fucking got him bro!"

Harod "OOOH! OH! FUCK YEAH MY GUY! LET'S GO! THANK G- Oh wait... Who do I... Whatever. GREAT JOB!"
😁
🙏
😁
Guard "Yeah, man! We fucking got his ass bro! Hahaha!"

Harod "Ooooooh shit... What a relief. Hey, so... He's dead right? Like... FOR SURE."

Guard "Dawg... You should have seen me stab that motherfucker like KYAAAAAH!!"

Harod "NO SHIT!?"

Guard "Yeah dawg, for real!"

Harod "Hohoho, you are the MAN for that! Was it, like, some kind of magic spear?"

Guard "Nah dawg, just like, my regular spear!"

Harod "That is awesome bro. Here, lemme... Lemme get that. Imma mount that on my wall. 'Spear of the God-Slayer' I'll call it."

Guard "Yooo! That is sick! Am I?"

Harod "You're damn right! You are the fucking MAN! This is awesome! Hey, get- Go grab everybody! We're having a party!"

Guard "Hell, yeah!"

*3 days later*

Guard "Um... King Harod?"

Harod "MY BOY! THE GOD-SLAYER! What is up my G?"

Guard "Um... I don't know how to tell you this but... It's gone..."

Harod 🤨 "What is?"

Guard "Uuuuuuh.... Shit.... I... The creature, man... The creature is gone. We took him down. Put him in a cave. Put a BOULDER in front of the cave. Boulder is gone. The guy is gone. I don't know what the fuck to tell you man... He's gone. It's gone."

Harod 😨

Guard "Yeah..."

Harod 😨

Guard "Yeah... I don't know happened. I talked to some of his guys and they said he went to his kingdom in heaven... He just... I donno... He just flew away or something man I donno..."

Harod 😱 "IT CAN FLY!? JESUS CHRIST! WHY DIDN'T IT DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE! WAY DID IT LET US KILL IT!?"

Guard "I... I don't fucking know man..."

Harod "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?"

Guard *Sigh* "I don't fucking know man..." 😔
Harod 😰

Guard "Yeah..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Samar Haroon

Shes a really pretty person, and everybody loves her. everybody is asking where she at if shes not there. She lits up the place frl. mariam is her daddy. but one thing about smart is that shes the ugliest person alive. d1 basketball player

You're acting like a Samar haroon
Stop being being such a samar haroon

by mmmmyum2flowers March 3, 2024