hagro 

A more intense version of hangry. Involves levels of aggression that are normally expected after intense and repeated frustration or impatience

"He left hangry and has gone hagro on the waiter because its been 20 minutes and there's still no food,"

hagro by AK49 October 28, 2008

Agro hagro 

An aggressive hag called Paige

Damn, quit being such an Agro hagro! Just chill the fuck out.

Agro hagro by srrdramaqueen March 11, 2022

n00beus Hagrid 

Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.

Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter

n00beus Hagrid by uzebeckatrente June 27, 2018

hamroll 

a wasteman who is responsible for a blunder or error

Boy: "Eh, the ref has got to be the hamroll of the week, he was lacking today with those errors"

hamroll by GUENDOUZZZI March 4, 2019

The Instant Hagrid 

Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.

She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid

I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid

The Instant Hagrid by The Aussie Shredder December 29, 2011

hairorrist 

hair + terrorist

1. An individual who sports extraordinarily bad hair, either by accident or intentionally.

Many believe that Phil Spector is in jail for acts of hairorrism, while Donald Trump is still a hairorrist at large

hairorrist by coocho December 14, 2010

hagiography

the biography of a saint, or (sarcastically) an overly-fawning biography. A puff-piece.

That was no expose'. That was a hagiography.

hagiography by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007