salmon hair

salmon hair is when hair on the top of the head is nearly glued to the face and you look pathetic. it mostly happens when a persons hair is in a fanny split.

oh my god!! look at shanes hair its so salmon hair - ish!

by bbbbbb1234 October 17, 2010

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hair force

Indie Rock types who grow their large (not long), disheveled manner. Much like bed-head but usually requires a good 30 minute in front of the mirror with $25 in "product" strategically applied.

Rob's totally joined the hair force since he started dating that art-school chick.

by Grotos27 February 5, 2005

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C Hair

A highly accurate unit of measure that also refers to body hair that grows in a certain region of the female anatomy.

Damn, Steve - That's too bad. You only missed that putt by a fucking C Hair!! Good effort though.

by PattyMac78 November 4, 2009

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GOod HaiR

Good hair automatically equals healthy and trained hair.

Stylist: I have 7 clients heads to style and I should be done pretty quick because they all have trained healthy hair that I can work through fast & easy.
Stylist #2: Wish my clients would take care of their head when I'm not there and start training their own heads before they sit up in my chair expecting me to give them good hair.

by Starr27 September 30, 2018

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doody hairs

Traces of fecal matter left on anus follicles following a subject's successful excretion. Diarrhea can intensify, as liquid bowel movements infiltrate anus follicles at a higher rate. Also, not properly cleaning the rectal area following excretion can intensify. Can produce many symptoms including strong/pungent odor, extreme itchiness and rashes. When accompanied by toilet paper morsels and anus perspiration, an exotic human anomaly called dingle-berries can transpire.

After a night of heavy drinking Armando stopped by the local Taco Bell and consumed 6 bean burritos; later that night Armando, still intoxicated, excreted a very loose stool and fell asleep on the toilet. The next morning his anus itched quite intensely and it soon became clear he did not properly wipe and was rocking some serious doody hairs.

by mysticblum3 February 5, 2012

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