Hag

An old white lady that hates the idea of black and Mexican people enjoying life

Hag: I hate how that nigger is having fun andnim not
Me: shut up you stupid hag

by minkycok June 18, 2019

Hag

Hag is southern slang for the word roast. To hag someone means to roast their looks or what their wearing, basically means to make fun of someone

Oh so you sitting around tryna talk about my hairline. Nigga ima bout to hag yo ugly ass

by blasiandestroyer777 July 30, 2019

hill hag

An old rich lady at ski resort who prays on you ski dudes.

That rich ass hill hag just bought me dinner at the lodge and blew my at her husbands villa.

by Gooman1979 February 2, 2017

Hag

A woman that believes that her love for a gold- star gay man is requited.

"When I saw that hag staring at me in human anatomy, I knew that she had a craving for the fruit"

by averagejdb March 23, 2020

Puss Hag

A word used to refer to a stanky low worth bitch

Inspired by s.3 e.1 of Malcolm in the Middle

“Now listen here, puss hag”

by OneSmartSnacc November 19, 2020

Uggo hag

What is seen as a conventionally attractive female for most men.

Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)

Model: *posts a professionally photographed pic on instagram*

Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.

by Autismo_Manifesto March 11, 2023

Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023