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Bessie Hag

A very ugly/weird or just downright bad southern girl
"Hey, what do you think about that girl over there?"

"No way man, shes such a Bessie Hag"
by Tree_Masta June 20, 2020
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cupboard hag

A crotchety old bag of bones that lurks around one's home without the knowledge of the residents
the cupboard hag sat in the musty attic combing her thinning hair and trolling people on the internet
by Cupboardhag November 14, 2015
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hags

Hags Means Have A Great Summer, usually used by 5th~6th graders when they think they are cute and quirky
omg i had such a great year jessica, im so sad you are moving sksksksk and i oop and i oop, anyway hags
by EmilyDontLie August 25, 2019
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Gag Hag

A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.

He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.

Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.

Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.
“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”

“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”
by Brobituary August 6, 2025
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ass hag

a very bitchy and annoying old man or woman
Old lady: You guys dress so demonic! See back in my-
Jaxx: Shut up, you ass hag.
by finnisstupid December 20, 2023
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Squad Hag

One individual, one of many in a group of those skanks who yander together in groups and wear press on’s (yes...yandering.) Those trashed yucky girls who likely all have the Arby’s syndrome and one who no lesbian would ever take home.
“Hey fellow lesbo, That squad hag won’t stop trying to introduce herself to me and I can legitimately see she is ripe for Thanksgiving. Let’s gtfoh before she loses a press on.”
by Brrezie March 18, 2021
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Flag Hags

An all female road flag crew
Those damn Flag Hags had me stopped at that light for an hour.
by Jimmy Cracked Whore August 18, 2022
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