hag

a cross between a slag and a hoe

leah jones is such a hag

by unknown1689 March 30, 2017

Hag

an old lady, defined as evil or hideous

Omg, look at that hag!

by Johncena2016 January 8, 2017

Hag

Hag is about an old person like yujin from clc

You stan a that hag?

by xiaorina May 18, 2022

Hag and a half

More than a hag. Annoying and lame woman. Most likely someone hag you work with.

Stacie is a hag and a half!

by Whitney Catastrophee May 14, 2021

Gag Hag

A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.

He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.

Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.

Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.

“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”

“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”

by Brobituary August 6, 2025

ass hag

ass hag is a type of person who likes to insult people and when they are being insult they get offended

Kathrine is such an ass hag!!!

Kathrine gets so offended easily but when she insult people it doesnt bother her conscience. That's an ass hag!!!

by a$$hag January 23, 2012

Hag Lobster

the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill

Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.

by wordqueens3 March 18, 2011