dirty guppy

A man takes a funnel and shoves the end up a chicks ass. He then proceeds to dump a monster energy drink into her booty hole. This is then followed by putting a guppy fish into the monster energy drink followed up with an intense tongue punch session to her fartbox as he tries to free the fish, while getting the taste of his favorite energy drink. This is then all followed up with a devastating cannon ball into the nearest lake as he frees the guppy fish into the wild.

I saved another fish yesterday doing the dirty guppy

by CPT Guppy July 6, 2022

Tirky Glurpy

When someone glurps their turkey, usually done after cooking and carving

"Hey man did you end up using that Turkey?"
"Yeah I finished it off with a Tirky Glurpy before throwing the rest out"

by GroggyPoggy December 10, 2022

Hurdy Gurdy

How you feel when you're hurdy gurdying so hard.

"Hey man, how's it going?"

"Oh, you know, just Hurdy Gurdying."

by anonymous January 30, 2023

Hurdy Gurdy

When you feel hella hurdy, to the point of gurdy.

"Ah freak man, you see that dude? He just got a visit from the hurdy gurdy man."

by Kaitwow January 30, 2023

Mud guppy

A legendary mud wrestler from Portland Oregon

Holy shit what a move from THE MUD GUPPY

by The Mud Guppy May 25, 2023

Hurdy Gurdy

A sexual act in which a person strokes one man's penis and fingers anither woman's vagina, much like one would play the instrument of the same name.

Amanda performed a Hurdy Gurdy on Mike and his wife.

by JJ Lord July 7, 2023

funny guppy gaming

/ˈfənē ' ɡəpē ˈɡāmiNG/ - a funny guppy who games, primarily rust

"funny guppy gaming just tripled the shit out of me" - L rizz 10 man clan leader

by funnyguppygaming December 9, 2023