A game played by the current President and other members of his/her party while inside the Oval Office. This game usually features the President and several of the nation's powerbrokers running around the Oval Office - naked, mind you - grabbing at each other's rear ends.
President Obama, tired after an exhausting night of Oval Office Grab-ass with Harry Reid and Joe Biden, lit a joint, ignoring the distinct fragrance of petroleum jelly that filled the room as a result of the evening's little "game".
by jj1221 October 22, 2009
by I GET BONERS BECAUSE OF TITS October 02, 2019
a common insult meaning "someone who randomly gives Sexually Transmitted Deseases" usually directed toward enemies or overpriced prostetutes
Enemy: You call that a penis? That's pathetic.
Homie 1: Your cock may be large, but I bet you're an STD grab-bag.
Homie 1: Your cock may be large, but I bet you're an STD grab-bag.
by Bensta December 01, 2005
a) (when talking to a non misogynistic person, so therefore no sexual connotation intended): go for the jugular and finish what you have started
b) (when to talking to a misogynistic male): can be used as a synonym for carpe diem/carpe noctem
b) (when to talking to a misogynistic male): can be used as a synonym for carpe diem/carpe noctem
when using the phrase grab them by the pussy, especially definition b), make sure that the male you are talking to is, indeed, misogyistic, and that they don't know what carpe diem or carpe noctem means in Latin.
by Sexydimma October 09, 2016
made by fuck heads who want to get a gf/ bf after not seeing the sun for years
Dont use this as an excuse you'll just look like a sexual predator
Dont use this as an excuse you'll just look like a sexual predator
by notheretoday April 20, 2021
Brain grabbed my ass so I grabbed his dick because its national grab ass and dick month national grab dick month
by I gbc 7tc7tc7g October 03, 2019
You actually sick fuck. Go Jack off to porn hub you lonely ass man. You’re so lonely you have to make a whole day of grabbing breasts
Boy 1-“it’s national grab boob day! Imma go grab Katie’s”
Boy 2-*slaps* “jeez you’re creepy go get help”
Boy 2-*slaps* “jeez you’re creepy go get help”
by lDontGiveAFuck March 18, 2021