vanilla gorilla

a white man's fat large penis

damn bro, last night i strangled that bitch my vanilla gorilla.

by jesusssss September 27, 2007

gorillas in the mist

old greek(wog) women in a spa/sauna. any place with a lot of steam. derived from the fact wog woman are hairy beasts

"dont go to fernwood in oakleigh, its gorillas in the mist there."

by Willeee August 24, 2007

Gorilla Biscuit

Ugly Chick

She was so ugly they used to push her face in the dough to make the gorilla biscuits.

by Chuck Had July 28, 2009

Gorilla Muff

A variety of the Power Muff, the Gorilla muff is the fullest of all female bushes. Not only does it cover all aspects of a woman’s lower erogenous zones, it grows downwards to cover the upper thighs, upwards to cover the stomach, and loops around the bottom to cover a portion of the ass. It is extremely burdensome to maintain and often comes full of dingleberries, turds of varying size, dried discharge and stale urine. Unlike the Powder Room Muff, wet wipes are insufficient with regard to cleaning up the fallout of anything go in or out of it. Keeping it clean requires bathing (not showering) in two separately drawn baths following any toileting, menstrual or sexual activity. Its owners largely belong to fundamental religious sects who know little about the grooming requirements for sex play in the modern world. However, it is apparently quite repellant to male members of these groups, who often replace these hair bearers with younger wives with less cumbersome bushes (see Upper Puff, Powder Room Muff). On the contrary, some sexual deviants who are marginalized by mainstream society revere the Gorilla Muff as the Bush of all Bush. These pervs love to lose themselves in the fecal-infested, piss-stained, dinglenapped bush that is the Gorilla Muff.

Vanessa might put out. But that trick carries more turds in her Gorilla Muff than a dirty litter box.

by Bebebox January 1, 2012

Gorillas Cooch

A disease in which females experience rapid hair growth, especially in the pubic region, and they start to unwillingly mimic the howl and movements of a gorilla. This often results in a a cross breed mating season between gorilla and human.

Jennifer got Gorillas Cooch while she was in Zimbabwe. Now she’s trying to mate with gorillas at the zoo.

by jake warren roberts April 26, 2019

Gorilla Bitch

Something a "Friend" calls a girl you are about to have sex with to make you think twice about her so he can have her while you're thinking.

Man I can't believe you're gonna fuck Gorilla Bitch.
Why did you call her Gorilla Bitch?
No reason
You think "Gorilla Bitch, but why?" while they are in the back screwing.

by Booner27 November 2, 2011

vanilla gorilla

the white version of the derogatory nigger. Most of them proclaim and chant that they embrace 20 dicks in their asshole. It's not possible for them to take a normal shower without 20 apes with them. They eat a variety of foods such as eggplants, cucumbers, carrots, pickles, and men. They engage in active gay sex on a daily basis and can produce up to 45 gallons of sperm. People often label their skin as a very light shade of black and often always think that they are related to Great Britain when they are really just from an irrelevant country called Estonia.

not again, a vanilla gorilla.
that vanilla gorilla has slept with all your dads!

by Cookie453 November 5, 2021