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gaper

1.Someone who stares at something
2.According to popular wisdom, Cleopatra's nickname becaase of her well-honed fellatio skills
3.A hole whose perimeter is stretched past the point of elasticity
1.Stop gaping at my breasts, James!
2.Why yer grinning Mark Anthony, another date with el gaper?
3.Look at gaper on that stripper, put a twenty in there!
by Grecho May 13, 2005
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Gaper

A stupid tourist in a ski town. Used in a derogatory fashion to describe or label them.
1. "That gaper cut me off on the run today!"
2. "Did you see that Gaper? She's wearing a dead animal on her boots."
3. "Yeah, he was a Gaper, he had a Texan accent."
by BreckGirl February 2, 2010
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Goker

A person who is ginger, wearing a joker costume and tells bad jokes.
by bigmcjoe November 1, 2010
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gomersexual

an idiot who will only have sexual relations with another idiot
laura bush, after discovering her husband in bed with dick cheney, cried out...i always knew i was married to a gomersexual!!!
by dan13 April 24, 2006
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gomper

Alternative spelling: gompa

Obscure insult of dubious origin, recently given a crass crowbar back into public use in a tragically ill-scripted advert for Bisto Gravy.

Conceivably made up by a PR exec with too much time on his hands, hoping to get some kudos for starting a new trend.
You know that tedious 'friend' you have who thought it would be cool to try and coin a new word by overusing it constantly, despite it having utterly no meaning and sounding ridiculous? He's a gompa!
by wooty December 24, 2004
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gopher

Someone who wears clown shoes and brings his superior employer coffee.
IE: Moped and JP
"Hey, you keep doing that I'm gonna make you my gopher"
by EZFunds May 19, 2006
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gaper

in context away from the slope a gaper is someone who tries extremely hard to be popular but does this all in vein because they are too clueless. Commonly found in high school settings
a gaper can be commonly identified by being outside a circle of people trying to look in or listen into a convo. They commonly buy north face backpacks because they think its cool or they wear uggs and jeans like oh every girl. and guy who is a gaper will strut slow down the hall trying to look cool and there backpakc is overly stuffed with crap. ex: conner plasse
by Gryphin January 5, 2008
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