gooshman

an animal rare in the wild. likes it in the butt. only appears when drunk and is afraid of electricity. likes cock. most likely related to a monkey.

daniel guzman's nickname is gooshman because he is a faggot.

by steven zavala bitched out November 20, 2009

Gooshed

When a firmly pitched tent collapses on you.

Trevor jumped inside his tent for the night when suddenly it gooshed on him.

by Inmodwetrust December 28, 2014

gooch-guard

Protective padding in specialist shorts to prevent gooch chaffage during extreme cycling and other activities.

- Dude, what's your damage?
- My gooch-ache is killing me!
- Get crucial, you totally need a gooch-guard.

by el Donito June 25, 2005

Gooch rocket

term for taking someone elses towel and rubbing it on your gooch like when you floss

Dude i just gave my bastard roommate a gooch rocket

by Alex Silver October 2, 2007

fa-gooch

The upper part of gooch located closer to the faneuter.

I must go shave my fa-gooch.

by R Fabrizi January 22, 2008

Lawn Gooch

The small strip of grass that you AND your neighbor mow, either to be neighborly or cuz neither of you know where the real property line is.

I always mow the Lawn Gooch gooch on either side of my property because I dont know where the real property line is.

by Q Hound July 28, 2011

Gooch guilty pleasure

The guilty pleasure a man gets from rubbing his fingers along his unwashed gooch before valiantly sniffing them and nodding his head in approval.

Man 1 - "Hey man, did you just see that guy slyly rub his gooch and then sniff them valiantly, subsequently nodding like that dog of the churchill adverts?"

Man 2 - "Sure did bro. That guy must love a bit of gooch guilty pleasure."

by breeski December 16, 2010