Goober Watson

The single most goobery goober amongst a sea of fellow goobers. The king of the goobs.

This Goober Watson is the weirdest motherfucker I know.

by The8baLL January 26, 2020

Goober

Goober is a Personal Pronoun/Identifier used by Goofy, funny people who love having fun with their friends. The politically correct term would be "Goofy Goober", but just using "Goober" as a shortener is 100% a-okay! Goobers may have expanding sexualities, but don't care about other's preferences, and just enjoy goofing around and having fun with friends.

Person 1: "How's it going, my fellow goober"
Person 2: "Going great, goober, wanna play Fortnite"
Person 1: "Sure!"

by PlootsMaster July 3, 2021

Smack goober

When you and your crush are both dumb and y’all both know it

See ya later smack goober

by Pimp daddy 621 April 29, 2020

goober

I kinder way to call someone stupid.

person 1: you're such a goober
person 2: no I'm not!

by somegoober October 7, 2023

fooshy goober

A fooshy goober is a term of endearment used for an amazing friend. It’s mostly used on someone goofy, funny, and an all around great person. If you are called a fooshy goober it may sound like a mean name but trust me it means you’re goofy nice and a great person. It can also be used if someone screws up in a funny way.

Person 1: god i Love Olivia and hailey SO much they’re so goofy and nice.
Person 2: yeah, they’re such fooshy goobers!
When used as an “insult”
Person 1: crap i just called my teacher mommy!
Person 2: Hahahahah you’re such a fooshy goober!

by Gucci gang fooshy goober November 22, 2017

Goober

A term used by discord Neo Nazis to refer to being someone who wishes violence on Jews and other minorities

“Dude I’m such a goober man just wanna shoot de joos”

by Richle February 5, 2024

goober

another works for a faggot

that guy is such a goober

by sjdndn August 13, 2023