golf cart

car but small and for golf (it is pretty cool)

Bill: I drive golf carts everywhere
Fred: ok

by leafly anonymous August 23, 2022

Golf

Old guys snapping hockey sticks for 1 hour.

Golf no good

by TacoPilot March 24, 2020

Golf Herpes

When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.

Todd’s golf herpes somehow infected John and he is having a flair up. Hasn’t made a par in 4 holes.

by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023

golf shot

A gram of heroin. Black tar.

Missed that enrire shot golfing! I need a golf shot and a permanent nap!

by giamariec April 21, 2018

2005 golf

A car driven by only the most intelligent, upstanding citizens. Must be wine red. Most are bought by the driver's mothers who also pay for their insurance, motor tax etc.

"Ah did you see that fella driving around in the 2005 Golf?"

"Heard his mammy bought it for him."

by Golf_luver November 19, 2016

Golf Course

a sexual act in which nine people each fuck one of nine holes on someone's body. The nine holes are pussy, peehole, ass, mouth, belly button, both nostrils, and both ears.

"Jessica did the golf course last night? "
"What does that mean, bro?"
"Nine guys, nine holes."

by Thotexterminator102 July 28, 2023

urban golf

playing golf in crowded areas especial town centres where the fun beggins

urban golf getting a golf ball putting it down a jus hitting it anywhere to see where it lands

by pandaman who h8s helth a sfety June 26, 2008