by Freddie golf September 30, 2025
Get the Freddie golfmug. When you're about to smash but your balls stink so you wash your balls and tee before sticking it in her hole.
Had to go golfing so she wasn't repulsed.
by TheCuteness March 15, 2020
Get the Golfingmug. Goth golfing
Playing 18 holes with 18 random goths to decide par on each hole you pick a random goth and count their scars
Playing 18 holes with 18 random goths to decide par on each hole you pick a random goth and count their scars
by Goth golfer September 3, 2023
Get the goth golfmug. 
A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.
"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."
by Gary23 October 22, 2022
Get the Turkey on a Golf Coursemug. Someone who plays Golf and hits the range repeatedly because they recently have become obsessed with Golf and all they can think about is Golf.
Friend 1: I just got us a tee time for tomorrow, we are going to hit the range the next day, and then try to play another round on Sunday. You in?
Friend 2: Golf Merchant... but yes I'm in.
Friend 2: Golf Merchant... but yes I'm in.
by Golf Merchant July 14, 2024
Get the Golf Merchantmug. by Bay Mac November 6, 2020
Get the Eddie’s Golf Cartmug.