Full contact frisbee golf

A kind of frisbee golf where there's no whining about sucker punches, elbows, knees, or kicks. Hitting somebody in the face with a frisbee is a hole in one, and if their glasses shatter, you get points taken off your score to make it even lower.

Jonas succumbed to his injuries on hole 18 after a particularly rough round of Full contact frisbee golf.

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

Golf Clash

A game that says “Perfect Shot!” Even though the shot was shitty

Golf Clash: “Perfect Shot!”
Grandpa: “Shut up, that shot was shitty”

by GolfClashHater June 01, 2021

golf trophy

Something you get after destroying people dreams and being a bad husband

Damn, have you seen that guy, he has a golf trophy, he must be a madman

by AidenXxX February 06, 2018

golf palsy

Condition that occurs while golfing, that may last an indeterminate amount of time, and causes uncontrollable body movements, and results in a bad swing and high score.

I had a good round going until I contracted golf palsy on hole 12... luckily it only lasted one hole.

by Kevin Dean April 29, 2008

Belmar Golf Club

A hideout for ugly older lesbian women that are married to misogynistic weirdo men.

I saw a waitress get her ass slapped at Belmar Golf Club. Nobody cared or really did anything about it. The girl is in therapy now, I hope she comes out alright.

by Eat Good Eat Good June 25, 2023

Golf Course

a sexual act in which nine people each fuck one of nine holes on someone's body. The nine holes are pussy, peehole, ass, mouth, belly button, both nostrils, and both ears.

"Jessica did the golf course last night? "
"What does that mean, bro?"
"Nine guys, nine holes."

by Thotexterminator102 July 29, 2023

golf tipping

The idea when you tip someone working at a golf course as an idea that they will give you things usually 5 is ok 10 is good and 20 gives you whatever you want

I gave the bag room 20 dollars and they gave me golf tipping balls, I was ecstatic

by longballroughman June 17, 2015