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by cape hatrack July 11, 2021
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Gabe Fontanez

An entitled prick at Palm Beach Gardens Police Explorers who likes to fondle little boys at their first and second meetings. Also likes to date dumb blondes to cover up his true sexuality. He is egotistical and gets awards for speaking Spanish although speaks it like Joe Biden .
R. Kelly is such a Gabe Fontanez
OMG hes such a Gabe Fontanez. what a faggot!
by GabeFontanez November 8, 2021
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Gabe Lowden

A Gabe Lowden is a cool kid, usually pretty skinny, and gets no bitches. Of course, he attracts men, and when I say men, I mean tons of men. He has dick for days. Gabe Lowden's also have seizures at no apparent time, and are decently good at playing the goalie position in soccer.
by LoganTheDudeRox June 2, 2022
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Gabe

The art of making decisions without first thinking of the consequences. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.
Driver: Dude drove over me for no reason.
Spotter: Yeah he definitely was being a Gabe.
by Racer04829 September 16, 2023
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Gabe

The truest form of a fuckboi in disguise. Plays the shy type and then goes in for the kill.
Gabe is here.
Damn Gabe stuck again
by CrispiP. July 11, 2019
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Gabe

"Oh, dear Gabe Save us!"
by Silent Blade October 5, 2019
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Gabe Brinkman

Sounds like the football type of person. He is athletic, funny, and an overall perfect human. He has a lot of friends, and many people look up to him. He sees what's inside of people rather than what is on the outside. Many girls like him, but if he has one girl in mind he will make sure he gets her. He loves to kiss, cuddle, hold hands, and is a total romantic. If he likes you, hold on to him. He sees you for you no matter how much of a naked mole rat you may look.
Girl 1: Wait was the Gabe Brinkman who just talked to you?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is such an amazing person. I wish he would like me.
by Jpawzing February 5, 2019
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