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Gym Dysmorphia

Basically its when the gym that you currently go to is good enough but you see a video of a more fancier and better looking and one that has more machines gym and you wanna cancel your current membership and fuck off to america or some other country/place to go to a different gym
Person 1: "Dude the gym he goes to is so fancy and has such good equipment. Shits giving me gym dysmorphia."
Person 2: "Dang, now where u going its already been like 5 gym switches. You went from a gym at your home to a different country, u dumbass."
by smurfcat105 September 19, 2023
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Gym wood

Bro, that Instagram chick was working out right next to me last night, and she gave me major gym wood.
by Jeromeleggings March 8, 2022
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Gym Brain

During or After a workout. A person with Gym Brain tends to forget words & act completely stupid.
I can’t think I got Gym Brain
by pixelhuntr February 23, 2022
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Gym lad

“Daddy, what is a gym lad?” The girl asked.

“Jake... Jake Clarke, Daughter.” Replied the father, with Somber in his voice.
by the75thpotus September 7, 2019
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Russian Gym Sock

When you have anal sex until the anus prolapses while using vodka (the stronger the better) as lubricant.
Gave that Baddie a Russian Gym Sock and now she won't answer me.
by Dr. PhillyCheese February 12, 2025
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gym envy

Gym envy is when someone tells you that they have gone to the gym or you see people training and you become jealous as you haven't been able to go. Gym envy is smoking getting trimmer whist you are getting fatter as you can't train.
Friend; I just ran 10km before work
You; listening as you look at them with hate as you had to wake up early so could'nt train. ( Gym envy)

Surfing Instagram after you've just eaten heavy meal of people doing cross fit .... Wanting to throw your phone in the bin with Gym Envy

Friend ; I got my body fat down to 11%

You; I got Gym envy , just can't get back into gym since my holiday

Friend 1; what's up with jon?
Friend 2 ; he has Gym envy as he hasn't been able to train this week... Just shut up about your training today as he is moody as he thinks he is fat!
by Jon b April 10, 2017
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Panic Gymming

I panic gym, you panic gym, we all panic gym. That situation when you spontaneously decide to go out/you're know you're getting laid later/other and you look in the mirror to find your muffin top staring back at you. 'Panic gymming' is a desperate attempt to reverse the damage when it's already too late.
'Why are you so late to pre-drinks, Stacey?'
'Oh, I was panic gymming.''
by strandedharper April 20, 2017
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