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Furniture funk 

The lent, dust, crumbs, spare change and other unidentifiable stuff that is found between and under the cushions of lounge chairs and sofas.
We have got to do a better job of cleaning the house. I reached down between the sofa cushions yesterday and pulled out all of this furniture funk, it was disgusting. sofa stank, chair cheese, lent crumbs, furniture dust, dust devils
Furniture funk by joecoolthefool December 21, 2014

Cunt Funk 

Noun used to describe the unpleasant smell of dirty, sweaty or generally unkempt vaginas.
"We we're going to have sex but once the clothes were off there was a strange smell of old shrimp. Turns out she had mad Cunt Funk."
Cunt Funk by typhy1990 October 13, 2016
A "P-Funk" is a person (mostly a British person) who is snobby and brags/talks quite a lot.
"you see that guy that being such a P-Funk" - person 1
"yeah that asshat" - person 2
"I hate his guts" - person 1
P-Funk by CozyShmosy December 15, 2022

clunk da funk 

Beat up vehcile
clunk da funk by butkus dick June 6, 2009

we got the funk 

to take ecstasy and dance to hip hop, while snapping your fingers.
dude 1- lets take some mdma..
dude 2- we got the funk?
dude 1- weeeee got the funk!
we got the funk by Brocky Broc February 4, 2012

big ten funk 

the truly crackerish athletes in the big ten conference.
consider funk a slang term
big ten funk by graham m. March 9, 2004