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fucktard

A fucking retard. Basically annoying, irritating, stupid and every insult there is. Literally dickhead.
Don't be such a fucktard
I am a fucktard.
A fucktard is your mom.
by someonestandingbehindyou October 24, 2013
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[fucktard]

someone who is unaware of how dumb they are and cannot comprehend the extent of their stupidity. Also a shorter way to say 'fucking retard'. Can be used on your friends, peers, and asshole drivers.
"What the hell dude!? You almost hit my car you fucktard!!"
by Baptizle October 18, 2008
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fucktard

1. verb - to discharge a firearm into the head of someone else, generally as punishment for something stupid that they did. Good for use on emo children.
2. noun - the act or instance of one being fucktarded.
1. "After that fool made me look like such an ass, I just busted out with my glock and fucktarded the bastard, spilling the contents of his head upon the nearby wall."

2. ***my pal shoots some emo child in the head***
Me: "man that was a damn sweet fucktard there."
by skerj December 28, 2005
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fucktard

a variation of etard (person who is fucked up on e), another variation: drunktard
hey dawgs! look at that messed up fucktard/etard/drunktard
by ace February 8, 2003
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fucktard

Rarely thinks before talks. Bags on peeps who ain't fucktards. No one should abuse themselves by being a fucktard.
See that fucktard over there? Dancing? throwing gang signs? Yah, that guy! Wanna mug him? C'mon! okay, lets fuck with him! Fuck that shit, let's can him! Then it's settled
by why do you care? June 26, 2003
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Fucktard

A " Dumbass". someone you know who does stupid, reckless things, who also has no respect for other people's shit.
somewhat like a 'Retard', but you can use this term after someone has done something VERY DUMB.
Your friend just jumped in front of a moving train, but survived, and didn't get injured, or caught. you can call him a " FUCKTARD".
by john r kane April 20, 2008
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Fucktard

Fucktard is the mix of the two words: Fucking and Retard

In 2012 fucktard was nominated for The Best Compound Word Award at the annual Awesome Words Awards. Unfortunately though, fucktard lost to the word cum-swapper.
"Trevor, you are a fucktard." says Howie
"Trevor, you are a giant fucktard that swaps cum with other guys, therefore you are a cum-swapper." exclaims Zac
by Definitely Not God March 14, 2013
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