Gee-fucking-gee

A sarcastic expression used to underscore your extreme disappointment at a lopsided defeat or utter failure.

Based upon gg (good game), a common and polite way to concede defeat within the gaming community.

Chesea 7 - 1 United. Gee-fucking-Gee.

by McCooligan December 16, 2010

jubi-fucking-late

A modern and offensive twist on the word 'jubilate'.

Used in situations of overwhelming joy, in which swearing is essential to convey the extent of the emotion.

"Just got my test results back and I don't have AIDS! JUBI-FUCKING-LATE!"

by jubilation1234 October 9, 2011

total fucking idiot

When someone is so stupid it's unreal. When they're that much of an IDIOT that it makes your blood boil.

"I don't understand how this argument started?"
"You're a total fucking idiot"

by angry gf March 24, 2012

Captain Fucking Obvious

Someone who is such a Captain Obvious that you can just smack them in the face and rip their hair out.
Someone who doesn't understand when someone is using sarcasm or when to just shut the fuck up

Joe: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Billy Jean: "To get to the other side?"
Joe: "He didn't! He was too chicken!"
Billy Jean: "HAHAHA, that joke was so funny it's killing me!"
CAPTAIN FUCKING OBVIOUS: "Oh shit! She's dying someone get her a doctor!"
Billy Jean: "Hey Captain fucking obvious it was a joke you dumbass motherfucking shithead go suck a dick and choke and die on it."

by Estretoseten February 23, 2015

Lucifer Fucking Satan

A long awaited followup to the infamous "Jesus Fucking Christ." Utilizing this in lieu of the other may incite praise from those around you. You might even get an "Amen." Now who could argue with that.

Lucifer Fucking Satan Stan, how many times have I told you to stop being late?"

by Koshell October 24, 2016

puke fucking

Extended practice of throat fucking. You slide your dick down your partners throat (usually a girl) just like normal throat fucking, but when she has to gag you dont stop you keep going until she has to vomit and even then you don't stop pounding her throat, till nothing more comes.

Markus is puke fucking Sarahs belly empty to help her stay skinny.

by phynx69 March 10, 2017

desk fucking

When you drill a hole in a desk and fuck the hole and then cum into a pencil box

There was a kid desk fucking at school.. I never saw him again after that.

by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017