Miracle fruit

A man's testicles

It was amazing, she sucked on my miracle fruit

by DraculaSneezeFTW December 1, 2010

Fruit Grenading

The act of throwing fruits into people's windows, usually at night.

A banana enters from the window and crashes a vase.
Dad: What the fuck was that???
Kid: Dad, they're fruit grenading again...

by FruitGrenader July 19, 2010

Fruit Flannel

A name for a womans vagina

I saw her fruit flannel when she bent over.

by Andy Pinny November 8, 2006

Fruit Stick

(1) a person who is acting in a gay or manner and acting like an idiot at the same time.

(2)An individual acting or behaving in a manner that pisses you off.

(1)Look at that fruit stick, he is never going to get date like that.
(2)Did you see that fruit stick just cut me off?

by zydeco May 26, 2008

Fruit-Slap

Any kind of fruit drink (punch) that is extremely watered down.
Rendering it undeserving of the name punch, thus the name fruit-slap (also hawaiian slap).

Randy:"how's your fruit punch?"
Jimmy:"it sucks."
Jimmy:"its more like fruit-slap."

by Jimmy Agrios June 17, 2008

cooter fruit

Cooter Fruit- A friend who is being silly or goofy.
Or
Cooter fruit- a small bean like fruit well hidden in the cooter. Is said to be an urban legend as no man has actually found one

John is such a cooter fruit today!

by MissCaliBama October 31, 2014

fruit cake

a drug used in the Vietnam war to stun enemies for 32.7 years

run he's got the yeasting fruit cake

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018