A city that calls the police on a guy dressed like a chicken for making people of all ages laugh, while sending their kids to schools that cover up sex crimes and give those kids PTSD.
Did you hear about that city Fort Wayne? Yeah. They care about some crazy guy making peopke laugh, but knowingly send their kids to those that cover up sex crimes against kids, and give kids PTSD.
by Frankenstein's Monster April 15, 2023

Fort Northem is a place, full of ba (British empire) memes (real). And full of: Dear Lieutenant General Sir Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe, Knight Commander of the Most Distinguished Order of the British Empire, Grand Master of the Royal Society of Crumpet Appreciation and Custard Connoisseurship, Honorary Colonel of the Queen's Own Regiment of Extraordinary Cheese and Pickle Aficionados, Patron of the National Association of Tricycle Enthusiasts, Distinguished Fellow of the Institute of Advanced Jam Research, Grand Poobah of the Society for the Preservation of Quaint and Unusual Hats, Esteemed Member of the Guild of Royal Beard Growers, Champion of the All-England Marmalade Contest, and Official Taster of Her Majesty's Royal Tea(s).
by atlaseoses June 24, 2024

by NotAreaLDude December 28, 2023

Fort Myers .. a place foul of hating ass bitches ! It could be nothing wrong with you but it’s always that one person that’s gon say SOMETHING ! .. fort Myers also has a lot of competition everybody always competing with each other for what reason idk . Like look where we all at we all in the same city what y’all hatin on each other for ?
by Youmadho October 21, 2019

Blanket fort for sexual encounters
by SolKand January 12, 2014

A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.
by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025
