feind job

someone who feinds something in particular...smokes , weed..etc.

bob:"man , I need a smoke!"
bill:"You fukin feind job!!"

by feiner April 23, 2003

Flander

A flander is a tiny cat for your dog to keep it company while your out on a walk. There is no smaller pet for your flander. They don't make cats that small.

- My dog gets really unhappy when I leave for work, so he breaks things.

- Well, have you tried getting him a flander?

by JALSJ April 26, 2011

Findom

Being bossed and bullied into sending money to someone for whatever they want.

Findom is awesome, I had my slave send $5 for my coffee ☕️

by Jeerriiee June 13, 2021

johnny depth-finder

An actor, who's most famous roles include:
-captain jack daniels on pirates of the celestial universe
-mort 'horse face' rainey on secret lindo
-jilbert snape on who's eating out jilbert snape's mom
-willy wanker on willy wanker and the black man who got caught in the chocolate river and ended up drowning, and then his family hired a lawyer and sued mr. wanker. they ended up winning in court and opposing council was forced to give up his factory 'ex libris' and it is now owned by the negro's family, hence why the candy is tainted with cocaine and tastes like shit.
-george lung on blow, a movie about oral sex.
-chicken mcchugget on that one 'ba-dah-bah-bah-bah' commercial for 'mickey d's'

fuck it, we'll do it live.

johnny depth-finder is a fuck.
someday, I may just have to throw this piece of shit out the window.

by liberalwizardtyler June 30, 2008

Flandoozle

(v.)the act of moving toward someone and when trying to go around they go the same way and you block each others paths.

I flandoozled with an old lady at the mall today.

by Cid Ronin May 22, 2009

Ned Flanders

A boring man, someone who is extremely busy and just sooooo annoying. Theyre plain and a waste of time

Nah i dont like him like that, hes too much of a ned flanders

shutup ned flanders

by ittybittyt April 17, 2019

flanders

A wonderful, magical invisible octopus that is orange with purple spots. Flanders are often eaten by goats and turned into invisible goat turds which are strewn all over sidewalks. They are also the targets of multiple sad attempts at songwriting by deranged peoples that have nothing better to do with their lives YAY!

If I had a Flanders, I'd hug it and squeeze it and love it and name it George.

Damn, those Flanders sure are tight!

by mooogan August 30, 2004