Mate, I had so much to drink that I nearly fell asleep as she was riding me; that was until she fish slapped me. I wasn't sure if it was the slap or the stench that woke me up!
by incinerator March 02, 2012
Sort of like self pitty, but more like the act of faking to hate oneself and expecting to get peoples sympathy.
Karl: I hate myself i am such a stupid person *thinks that he is smart for sympathy fishing*
Person:no your not you are awesome and smart.
Karl: *evil smile*
Person:no your not you are awesome and smart.
Karl: *evil smile*
by lukadude June 16, 2015
Going around a neighborhood and stealing mail from mailboxes to sell someone's information online or to find credit cards, checks, gift cards, greeting cards with money, etc.
Mailbox Fishing is a federal offense that is punishable by imprisonment.
Mailbox Fishing is a federal offense that is punishable by imprisonment.
Someone was mailbox fishing in my neighborhood because I'm missing very important mail that I should have received last month.
by Legend1999 March 01, 2019
The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.
Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".
Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
by poo hole December 21, 2012
A fish "dildo" that a girl uses to masturbate with and enjoys the pain of being boned by the fish.
PlunderVaginaDildoFish
PlunderVaginaDildoFish
Jessica:"Hey, so I tried that punk fish out and it feels amazing"
Carly:"See I told you, and I use mine everyday!"
Carly:"See I told you, and I use mine everyday!"
by Venessa Jennings July 21, 2013
After attaching money to a fishing pole or wire, one casts it out into the street and waits for people to pick it up, but the money is immediately pulled away. Do this until the person realizes what is going on and walks away.
Hey, do you want to go people fishing tomorrow?
Sure, I'll grab my pole and a dollar! Where shall we go? Wall Street?
Sure, I'll grab my pole and a dollar! Where shall we go? Wall Street?
by -Redd- February 06, 2010
the act of obtaining all available condiments of a fastfood chain, usually KFC gravy, in an attempt to have an opportunity to flirt with female customers who also want the said condiments
by Loads of Kikis May 26, 2008