Faux

A hoe but but with too high standards, leading to lack of promiscuity, hence a lack of hoeing. Pronunciation: rhymes with hoe.

She a faux fo sho, Just hasn’t met the right person

by NoMilkAfterEight April 01, 2022

Faux

A word people mainly use to describe fake material because wearing fake fur and leather hurts their ego.

"let's hop in my Prius and go to start bucks so I can show of my faux leather jacket"

by Cazkey April 02, 2019

Faux Manchu

When you’re getting older in age and your full facial hair resembles a fu Manchu because the only non gray whiskers form the shape of the famed mustache.

Hey babe, the only dark hairs on my fave look like a fu Manchu.... A faux Manchu!!!

by word smith January 27, 2021

faux kisses

When you kiss a mirror, and it looks like you are kissing yourself.

I caught Doug doing faux kisses and he was really getting into it. Should we talk to him about it?

by JuggaMD August 04, 2017

Faux Call

A fake phone call you take on your cell phone when either a.) you see someone coming you don't want to talk to, or b.) you want to end a conversation abruptly.

"That stupid ass mascot at the ballgame came over to fuck with me again!" "Fortunately I was able to whip out my cell & take a Faux Call and that goody bastard ignored me"

by Carl 26.2 January 18, 2017

faux up

done by mis-pronouncing the word faux foh as fauks

person1: wo, man he totally just got me on that fauxfauks five

person2: wow what a faux up

by T-R-Anel October 24, 2008

Faux Boo

A pet name or term of endearment for a platonic friend; faux used in the sense of pretending you have a romantic relationship and boo used as a person of the gender or sex for whom you experience sexual attraction

Faux boo: How'd the interview go?
You: I got the job!
Faux boo: Congratulations! I'm so proud of you
You: Heart you my faux boo

by canuckcan January 07, 2014