Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"

by Hectorino November 26, 2021

BBC Fantasy

Making Up lies about another man

Stop with the fucking bbc fantasy fag

by PuffPuffJr December 4, 2023

jonnys fantasy

putting your face between megan foxs boobs and blowing also known as a fun day

"i could go for a jonnys fantasy right now that would be a fun day"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

cracker fantasy

A white persons fetish of colonizing and gentrifying certain cultures/countries and their attributes, or language, for their own sexual pleasure; usually in an offensive manner. (A racist fetish)

Carson: I can’t wait to call my girl a n*gger during our hardcore BDSM sex sessions again! She’s the best sex slave! I guess you could say it’s my cracker fantasy 😏

by rrrraaaahhhh April 30, 2024

scripted fantasy

The collective illusion of independent choice while we all pick from the same algorithmic menu of pre-approved rebellions and standardized awakenings.

"Your personal growth looks exactly like the latest TikTok therapy template - scripted fantasy!"
"Your main character syndrome looks pretty npc to me. Must be a scripted fantasy."
"Found yourself doing ayahuasca? Classic scripted fantasy."

by ScriptedFantasy February 7, 2025

shedinja's fantasies

a term used at the middle east. when someone has the weirdest fantasies to ever exist and is known as a shedinja.

rafael: wtf khaled why do you love looking at nisemonogatari and saying its a good show, thats why we call you a shedinja. or perhaps a shedinja's fantasies
khaled: stfu ok, i support saddam hussein what do you expect.

by acethelegendarykiller November 10, 2020

Dark Fantasy

a dark idea with no basis in reality.

"your blood on my hands is my dark fantasy."

by wavyvvs April 10, 2022