Facts

A way for a boy to end a conversation

Girl- my mom just died I’m so sad
Male aka satin- facts

by yopeeingisalifestyle September 30, 2020

Fact Fact Families

This one cheesy video that mskes people wave numbers in a Conga line

Fact Fact Families do the Conga

by Adjectivezzz September 6, 2023

Facting

To state a fact about a certain topic and educate them on the topic.

Your mom thinks I’m hot. She’s straight facting it up.

by Honora Eckles September 8, 2022

alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.

You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!

by q359 July 25, 2023

moose facts

Total bullshit

A person who talks outta their ass but what they say actually sounds legitimate

X: I ripped it at 210 on my day of delivery on the 407 on my way home

Y: Moose facts 100%

by MoMoose March 7, 2019

all facts, no opinion

when facts r the priority & opinions r not an option

“YAH is MOST HIGH! all facts, no opinion”

by sretaw, trebor August 4, 2022

Straight Facts

Hayden Dales, with all seriousness and truth, legally loves his girlfriend - Quinn Horn - more!!

Straight Facts!

Oh yeah.... I love you more!

That reminds me of Hayden Dales because he loves his girlfriend more and it is in the dictionary (filled with only facts)

by Money gang June 24, 2021