crone flakes

The skin that comes off an elderly person. Usually caused by dry aging skin and poor hygiene.
That old guy left crone flakes all over the chair he was sitting in.
by Phleb82 January 28, 2016
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Flake Chump

A guy who is flaky and never agrees to plans. He always bails out last minute. Usually is sensitive and sad underneath, and just needs some friends to stick by his side.
He is such a flake chump, he never leaves his house and always flakes out last minute. No wonder he has no friends and always listens to sad music
by urbandictionarylegendword March 10, 2019
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Film Flake

Someone who suggests movies, but flakes on watching any of the ones you recommend.
I watched at least 4 movies the Film Flake suggested, yet he's watched only 1 of mine.
by onedayyoullsee July 28, 2020
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Shitty ass flake

Bro if someone calls you this they have no friends.
“Your really throwing out a good friendship for a shitty ass flake madison
by Madssawy January 03, 2021
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Thora Flakes

They are marketed as dried fried onions, however they are the dried remains of Thora Hird.
Would you like thora flakes with that?
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frosted flaking

After having sex with C-grade older women and wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, a peeling infection persists on the penis and deposits large white particles over time resembling a bowl of sugar coated corn cereal.
When he finally washed his jeans,the dryer filter clogged because he had been frosted flaking for three fortnights.
by DakotaSlim November 30, 2015
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Shake n' Flake

When a person is tailing you very close while you are in your car and you get rustled. However you are such a BAMF that you slow right the fuck down and try to get the guy/girl to pass you (hopefully in the oncoming lane). Then when you see them turn to try and pass you, you hit the gas and drive faster than the person. If they tried to pass you in an oncoming lane, you slow the fuck down so they can't get back into lane, forcing them to come to a complete stop.

(Inspired by Shake n' Bake from Ricky Bobby)
You just pulled a Shake n' Flake!
by Shake n' Flake May 02, 2014
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