Ethan

A boy that will never respond to your dms.

Ethan hates us he never replies

by He's July 12, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is really cool sporty and attractive.
He likes to keep his secrets secret but when you know him well he comes across as a funny, entertaining human. Ethans are usually kind caring and loveable. He hangs out with funny people which develops his personality. He would stay up texting all night if it kept one of his friends happy.

What a lad he is...

Boy 1: Did you hear Ethan's joke Earlier?
Boy 2:Yeah, it was so funny I nearly wet myself...

by BADMAN TING ILY ETHAN November 5, 2019

Ethan

An absolute twat who lacks chromosome who typically is smaller than there younger siblings.

Hey Chad remember that twat named Ethan who failed math in the resource room.

by Jesus Him Self121212 September 23, 2021

Ethan

A boy that is very bad at grammar and English but is smart in science and maths.

Ethan is good at maths

by Lolololololopo February 26, 2019

Ethan

An Ethan is someone who slates women because he can’t get one. He is easily spotable due to being a massive virgin. When in groups, Ethan grown in strength becoming an increasingly large narcissistic nobhead. Stay safe, avoid Ethan’s.

You degrade woman like an Ethan.

by Chocolatexoxostevexoxololly March 5, 2019

Ethan

A fucking anushole who is an actual cunt bag who lies and is manipulative. He is a low-key fuck boy. YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH AN ETHAN

jack: "stop being a fucking ethan"
Jasper : "oh fuck sorry dude lemme stop"

by pettyhoeboy July 23, 2018

ethan

ethans has a small pp! he will never be able to get tho goods unless hes gay =)

person 1: who has the smallest pp?

Person 2: oh yah ethan

by Ilove food November 10, 2020