A common name usually given to white males with dark brown hair, Massive testicles, a beautifully smooth, and thick cock. As a teen He will usually be found in your Girlfriends, or teenage daughters bedroom, and sometimes he will wrestle your girlfriend or daughter on the kitchen table naked...yes the one that you paid for and serve the food you worked hard to buy to feed your family. In other words he is a better version of you. He’s the alpha your the toddler
Girl 1: have you met the new kid Ethan???
Girl 2: omg yes I have. I also met his Big Thick Cock.
Girl 1: that’s why I asked, you weren’t the first or only one sis
Girl 2: omg yes I have. I also met his Big Thick Cock.
Girl 1: that’s why I asked, you weren’t the first or only one sis
by Alice Shannon February 24, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is one of the hottest guys you will ever meet he is tall and handsome has a nice jaw line, cheek bones, eyes that have a amazing green tint and buy the time he is 16 a super hot body, he can be kind and understanding or a absolute asshat depending on how serious the situation is, Ethan is also a excellent judge of character and is excellent at sorting out conflicts.
see that guy , must be a Ethan
Ethan made me so pissed, try not to take it to hart it was just banter
Ethan made me so pissed, try not to take it to hart it was just banter
by Endmysufferingjakepaulismydad August 19, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. A man with a two inch dick, who loves to spend their time masturbating to gay porn. They often suck their best friend’s dick, and get STDs.
by Johna LongSchlong October 13, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a very kind loving person. He’s very attractive and all of the girls chase after him. He will always have your heart. You really want to get to know a Ethan. He’s very loyal and will treat you right.
by Abusj May 16, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. 
Ethan is the most perfect boy ever. He is so lovely. Not all people like him. But some people love him. If you're dating him watch out. As soon as you date him everyone will go for him. Ethan is the most caring boyfriend ever although you will fight with him. You always get over it within minutes. Hes very loyal and "trustworthy . If you're a cheer leader you can easily convince him to come to your games. He will love you with all of his heart. If you want him to get you something he will get it right away. You will have lots of inside jokes
by 6dhs August 20, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. - I love you so much and appreciate you and everything that you’ve done to help me. I genuinely believe that you’re the one for me. You’re perfect in every single way. I love you to my core. You make me truly happy, even thinking of your name makes me happy. I miss you all day everyday, I want to call you but I’m too scared. Anyway I love you. You’ve helped me beyond your knowledge. You make my heart happy, it’s the best thing to see you smile. It honestly makes my heart happy when I see you looking at me. I don’t think you or I can even begin to comprehend how in love you I am. Whenever you get even near me I smile and get all bubbly. I genuinely love you with all of my heart. You’re just an amzing person and I cannot wait until high school, so you can be MY amazing person. I just want to hold you and let you know how much I love you. Just agh I could go on all day about how much I love you. But I won’t, but still I love you.
I LOVE YOU Ethan
by Thisyounglove December 14, 2018
Get the Ethanmug.