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Ear Rape

Ear rape is something loud or obnoxious directly into your ears. It could be something like a played with audio or even someone just yelling into a microphone. One way we have all experienced ear rape is by someone really bad at singing at your school talent show, and it's so bad that the microphone makes that really obnoxious screech that everyone hates and all the kids in your middle school would complain about, yeah that noise.
JOE: Huh there a lot of people here I should pop in some headphones....
*WATCHES A PEWDIEPIE VIDEO*: SQREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JOE: A SHIT MY EARS. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF EAR RAPE!
by MICKEY PEEPS July 29, 2018
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connect an ear

To understand or relate to something one has heard.
A: "Man, it's been one of those days and no mistake."
B: "I connect an ear to that."
by Addison September 13, 2004
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ear pod's

this is my dad's word for air pod's
hey y/n can you pass me my ear pod's
by y/n February 28, 2021
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UFC ears

When your a lad but you can't get lade cuz you got one of those UFC years.
Ballet dancers have f'ed toes, baseball players have weird beards, but I can't believe he's got UFC ears!
by UFC ears December 20, 2020
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ear bubbling

sucking on a partners ear whilst fornicating, to the point of ear lobe stretching
Breanna dabbles in ear bubbling on certain Wednesdays in the fall.
by executiveSA September 17, 2013
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Ear butter

When a voice is so smooth it is described as butter (but for your ears and not your mouth because it's sound and not food)
"damn dude, that guys voice is ear butter"
by Jeff Dunham October 26, 2017
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Ear nipple

When a person has pointy ears, the actual points themselves are called "ear nipples". Most pointy-eared people have two ear nipples (one on each ear); however, it is possible to have one ear nipple & one normal ear.
We call Dro "Andros Half-elvin" because he has one ear nipple & one normal ear.
by Aphrodite Perez July 24, 2021
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