Ear rape is something loud or obnoxious directly into your ears. It could be something like a played with audio or even someone just yelling into a microphone. One way we have all experienced ear rape is by someone really bad at singing at your school talent show, and it's so bad that the microphone makes that really obnoxious screech that everyone hates and all the kids in your middle school would complain about, yeah that noise.
JOE: Huh there a lot of people here I should pop in some headphones....
*WATCHES A PEWDIEPIE VIDEO*: SQREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JOE: A SHIT MY EARS. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF EAR RAPE!
*WATCHES A PEWDIEPIE VIDEO*: SQREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JOE: A SHIT MY EARS. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF EAR RAPE!
by MICKEY PEEPS July 29, 2018

by Addison September 13, 2004

by y/n February 28, 2021

Ballet dancers have f'ed toes, baseball players have weird beards, but I can't believe he's got UFC ears!
by UFC ears December 20, 2020

by executiveSA September 17, 2013

When a voice is so smooth it is described as butter (but for your ears and not your mouth because it's sound and not food)
by Jeff Dunham October 26, 2017

When a person has pointy ears, the actual points themselves are called "ear nipples". Most pointy-eared people have two ear nipples (one on each ear); however, it is possible to have one ear nipple & one normal ear.
by Aphrodite Perez July 24, 2021
