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ear tube

the tube in which you hear things.
(Wife) Hey Hunny wanna get the phone?
(Husband) I broke my ear tube.
by shortie64 April 1, 2009
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Ear butter

When a voice is so smooth it is described as butter (but for your ears and not your mouth because it's sound and not food)
"damn dude, that guys voice is ear butter"
by Jeff Dunham October 26, 2017
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Ear nipple

When a person has pointy ears, the actual points themselves are called "ear nipples". Most pointy-eared people have two ear nipples (one on each ear); however, it is possible to have one ear nipple & one normal ear.
We call Dro "Andros Half-elvin" because he has one ear nipple & one normal ear.
by Aphrodite Perez July 24, 2021
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cloth eared

Cloth-eared: (adj.) Describes a person who is dull, insensitive, or thick-headed. It refers pejoratively to one who acts as though their ears are made of (and functioning like) cloth, as a stuffed animal would have.
I've told you time and again, don't put the toothpaste in your mouth before your toothbrush, you cloth eared bog-trotter!
by Lakota Houston August 10, 2017
mugGet the cloth earedmug.

ear kaboom

When a dog’s ears flip over.
My dog is so derpy, she just had a double ear kaboom!
by MineBloxKy May 22, 2021
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hook eared

Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!
Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*
by Dale Tucker November 19, 2018
mugGet the hook earedmug.

SHREK EARS

Deformity to the ears caused by wearing your Covid-19 mask too tight around your ears. This deforms your ears into little cones like "Shrek Ears."
Billy's head is so big that every mask he tries on gives him "Shrek Ears."
by The Toilet Terrorist June 25, 2020
mugGet the SHREK EARSmug.

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