twat ear

someone who's ear has a remarkable resembelance to the female genetalia.

"Do you like that Ms. Blann woman" said Dave.
"NO" replied Louie, "shes a total twat ear".

by Juan 12 November 8, 2007

ear wiggling

To lie; to fib; to bend the truth

Tim was doing some serious ear wiggling when he said Tina's dress looked "Bitchin' as fuck!"

by Fucking Phil September 5, 2019

Wooden-ear

When you have to repeat something several times and the person still doesn’t understand/hear what you said.

I told you 5 times that I was going to the game tonight, you wooden-ear

by Sevobuck August 20, 2018

Ears of the Hippo

African version of "Tip of the iceberg". As in the Western saying, what you can see is minute compared to what lies below the surface.

"I suspect that what we've seen in this investigation is merely the ears of the Hippo".

by RealRolexGuy May 29, 2018

ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

by brian mayer July 14, 2015

Ear balls

Where music has a fun party time

The music was having a party in my ear balls

by bluecupcake July 27, 2019

ear bubbling

sucking on a partners ear whilst fornicating, to the point of ear lobe stretching

Breanna dabbles in ear bubbling on certain Wednesdays in the fall.

by executiveSA September 17, 2013