Drunk Envy 

Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.

Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.

Drunk Envy by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020

ace envy 

owner for elite network also a litte shit

ace envy is a shit

ace envy by max giovanni November 22, 2020

Academic Envy 

The feeling of jealousy that rushes through your body when hearing about others’ academic success and achievements.

The rush of academic envy flowed through my body as she flaunted her A+ while I was stuck with a C.

Academic Envy by Kimber1yyy February 10, 2021

Facebook envy 

A feeling of intense jealousy that sweeps over you once you find your friends’ lives are way more fun than yours.

"Those who feel Facebook envy dress up their timelines to make others envious."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."

Facebook envy by sandyzombie April 28, 2021

Entrée Envy 

That moment when you order your food then realize that you like how someone else’s food looks

I had a bad case of entrée envy when I saw the elegant dish my girlfriend ordered next to my rice dish.

Entrée Envy by Interius July 16, 2021

Laura Envy

laura envy is when someone named laura gives u mega facking envy bc shes so pretty and ur so facking sad

i got massive laura envy.

Laura Envy by canipitmyballsinyurjaws2638939 September 25, 2021

Penis envy 

When a girl strives for affirmation from her mother by wishing she had a penis lol

X: Gosh I wished I had a penis!
Y: girl that's penis envy

Penis envy by Sweatingfrog November 28, 2021