Penis envy

Something a lot of Irish guys have.
Girl-You have penis envy.
Irish Guy- I have the worst penis envy you've ever known about, I'm Irish what do you expect?
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020
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Drunk Envy

Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.
Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020
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Victim envy

When a person who doesn’t encounter discrimination pretends they are being oppressed because they wish they could tell a personal story about overcoming oppression
There’s no war on Christmas, they just have victim envy
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Victim Envy

When a member of a group that has historically oppressed others sees the general public having empathy for oppressed people, they become jealous of that attention and they engage in mental gymnastics so that they can see themselves as some type of victim
People like to pretend there’s a war on Christmas because they have victim envy

“Why can’t I be proud to be white?”
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host envy

When your rivals party is better than yours.
Who need a 70'' TV when you have quince
You just got some mad host envy
by Samir Renzo Solis April 03, 2016
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ace envy

owner for elite network also a litte shit
ace envy is a shit
by max giovanni November 22, 2020
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jender envy

Feeling an immense amount of gender dysphoria or jealousy when looking specifically at Supernatural star Jensen Ackles bow legs. A play on words combining Jensen and gender
“Have you seen supernatural? Ugh, Dean gives me so much jender envy”
by rowenamacleodsbf April 22, 2022
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