Dog

Man's best friend. An animal that is smart, friendly, protective, caring, playful, loving, and furry. This animal is the best pet to have if you want to be happy, unless you're a cat person, which is fine too. Dogs can be many different colors and sizes, and they have different personalities too. If you ever see a dog, never be mean to them. If you don't like dogs, still don't be mean to them. It's your fault you don't like them, not you. Don't listen if other people say that Dogs are mean, because they might just not know Dogs well.

I love my dog SO MUCH!

by #Iloveanimals December 9, 2017

Dog

The skittle you find in your underpants after a party that you eat and are confused because it tastes good.

" Yeah I found I found like four dogs in my pants this morning, that party was pretty crazy".

by Togles March 17, 2017

Dog

The cutest fucking animal in existence.

I wanna pet that dog so much I think I’m going to kill someone for it

by ThePupperLoverThatWillKillYou May 12, 2018

Dog

The best pet ever. Super loyal and fun to play with. Have a rather large loathing to squirrels and cats. Some may be packed full of energy. Very popular pets.

Dogs are the coolest!

by The real cookie lady May 15, 2019

Dog

A man's best friend. They can be lovable or vicious. Very soft and cuddly (Most). They protect and guard.

Dallas: OMG. Bro, do you see that cute dog !!

Max: Yea, he's really cute. I need a companion like that dog.

by BlueWolfieGirl943 August 31, 2017

Dog

A dog is the embodiment of all that is pure. We are less than deserving of these beautiful, clean, loyal, amazing beings, and they deserve to live the most wholesome and loving lives possible. It's a shame they live such short lives, because if they had a longer lifespan humans would no longer need to socialize with each other. Anybody who abuses or hurts dogs in any way (see Kero The Wolf) deserves to be skinned, covered in papercuts, and be thrown in a boiling pot of lemon juice.

Dad: Hey son, how are things?
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)

by Exotic Time April 16, 2019

Dog

God but backwards.

A dog must be treated like a good boy at all times.

by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018