DM ditch 

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke

Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*

DM ditch by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024

bumb ditch

It's dumb bitch but first letters of the two words are swapped

When someone posts something stupid
"Bumb ditch"

bumb ditch by JohnDarksoul May 30, 2024

Switch And Ditch

Switch And Ditch may be applied when an FPS (First Person Shooter) RPG (Role Play Game) enables the user to spontaneously switch in and out of two classes, or multiple classes, roles.

This term could also be used for the ability to switch out of one class after the developers reduce the performance of that class (nerfed).

Soandso can switch in and out of roles before, during or after combat. We call this a "Switch and Ditch".

Soandso learned their class was nerfed, and subsequently changed their role to a different, applicable class.

Switch And Ditch by Druids Don't Heal November 8, 2012

in the ditch 

When you drop something of importance or usefulness in a black hole like between your car seat and center console, or between your bed and wall/nightstand you dropped it in the ditch.

I dropped my phone in the ditch.

in the ditch by Beachbum1482 January 24, 2015

in the ditch 

when conversations have run awry and lead to an awkward or mistaken understanding.

As soon as he started talking about the rusty trombone the conversation was in the ditch and headed for the gutter.

in the ditch by Reaze February 1, 2016

Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch 

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name

Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched

Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch by Phlip_side September 12, 2018

The great ditch 

Run away from, abandon, someone/a situation/a group of people, usually not a good thing. Usually without one's knowledge. Sometimes the ditch promises 9 month earlier that he will be at the rendez-vous (Christmas stream), but he ditches.

#dich#abandon#run away from#flee#get away from

"He ditched us on Christmas eve, the great ditch continues then"
"During the great ditch, Greek stole the panties of a famous woman..."

The great ditch by encabloza January 18, 2020