When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.
Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.
by Prof Xander August 5, 2017
Get the Crushing the Dirtmug. by John Hetlinger January 13, 2018
Get the Dirt Slutmug. by kellyeyedirt July 14, 2009
Get the eye dirtmug. by Bogeskillet April 20, 2023
Get the Dirt Railin’mug. "Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"
"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"
"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"
by dirtdawg January 5, 2009
Get the Dirt Pastymug. by Ebeezymoneybags June 4, 2018
Get the dirt dobblermug. That recent ad campaign was dirt soap. We'll have to take another approach next time. /or/ That show is dirt soap, I always feel yuck after watching it. /or/ Sorry, that information is dirt soap, you should do your research. /or/ Ew, that's dirt soap.
by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023
Get the dirt soapmug.